rep era, guitarist, singer, balletomane, cinephile, loquacious rogue.
Glendalough
Joined February 2009
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You can nap if u want to. You leave ur naps behind. Cause ur friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they must be really tired
As a kid i wanted to be the Mozart of fart jokes but then i learned that Mozart was the Mozart of fart jokes and i was crestfallen
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staring at the contents of my open fridge eating parmesan cheese out of the can with a bent spoon
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I think it’s awesome when dogs wear clothes and you can tell they’re like super proud of the clothes
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side effects include shortness of breath, dizziness, nausea and the unbearable horniness of being.
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Is being ai free becoming a dating requirement? 😂
Idgaf about that but i cant date ppl who use microsoft word. Fuck those ppl
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if you keep sucking on a macaroni shell, it eventually stops being hard and gets flaccid....and you can chew it?
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I’m still waiting for a rather dubious gate that causes quite a scandal to emerge, so the media can dub it gategate
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LMFAO at the horse drinking the bucket of beer
This one's spectacular. In the 1960s, London's Mews were still being used to keep horses. This clip spoils us with a lovely glimpse of the people, pubs, and lifestyle among the cobbled backstreets that have since become expensive housing. They certainly had more personality then than nowadays. @Britains___Pubs
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considering how close the Phoebe bridgers concert is to halloween...mb I should dress up as a ninja turtle
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