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schmashley schmeese

@orbitoffbeat

@offbeatorbit’s fandom slop account bc I want to avoid the civilians on main. mostly yapping about snape, lily, snily + jily. fuck jkr. pls don't perceive me ♡

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Joined January 2025
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Thank you so much for drawing my doomed 70s children for me, @maluceh 🥲#snily
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this is frying me 😭
cora 🦇 (@coraxpbs) profile picturecora 🦇@coraxpbs14h
ao3 when it comes back
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I know I'm posting about the midterms on main but just for posterity I need to say.... holy fucking shit I cannot believe this. This is beyond incredible. blue wave baybeee
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PLEASE HIEOAWFHOIEAWHFOEIWA
mars🐳🫍 is stommy & whalefall pilled (@bridgersbullets) profile picturemars🐳🫍 is stommy & whalefall pilled@bridgersbulletsNov 4
ao3 may be down but republicans are in tears so I’m still getting off
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me, normal, on the eve of a crucial midterm election: you know who would never vote? snape
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People are crashing out over fic in the weirdest ways following this ao3 blackout and all I have to say is that it is fine for someone to download your fic and less fine for someone to upload your fic to another platform without your permission. Is this not... reasonable???
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This entire saga is just baffling.
k8! 💎⁵ 🌙 ♡ jinki handholder 🐰 (@jongyugirl) profile picturek8! 💎⁵ 🌙 ♡ jinki handholder 🐰@jongyugirlNov 2
the ao3 dot life situation grows wilder
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Not @ohhevans saying “lily evans Twitter strikes again” LOOOL.
Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) profile pictureAshley Reese@offbeatorbitNov 1
Idek what I am I’m like slutty Gibson girl without the updo. Or black Ariel when she got legs. Anyway. Happy Halloween 🎃
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Find me a darker red wig tho and we’ll talk…..
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pen ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ (@ohhevans) profile picture
pen ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ@ohhevansOct 31
#incorrect
lulu (@wotterism) profile picturelulu@wotterismOct 30
bisexual men of hp: - our lord and savior harry james potter - severus snape - sirius black - bill weasley (obviously) - george weasley (iykyk) - draco malfoy - neville longbottom but he doesn’t know - remus lupin but he also doesn’t know - cedric diggory - firenze (#needthat)
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aries 🐏@mithanbergOct 31
Replying to @tudvaseva22
i think reposting without permission is Generally Kinda Rude but ultimately something you have to consider when posting anything anywhere on the internet. i'm talking about people complaining about the mere downloading of their fic
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aries 🐏@mithanbergOct 31
i've said it before but there has to be a thinkpiece somewhere on how the medical / criminal paradigm of consent has wormed its way into every discussion. wtf do you mean you don't "consent" to someone downloading your fanfic on a site that has a built in download button
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitNov 1
You’re being over dramatic
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 31
Are you guys okay?
ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ (@sugulian) profile pictureଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ@sugulianOct 31
delete your fics, please. people already downloaded them and other people really don't care, you are not as important as you think, and if you thought that let me tell you that all you americans authors that you can suck ass, an archive is by and for everyone.
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 31
Is nothing sacred?
cursed (@cursedhat) profile picturecursed@cursedhatOct 31
what in the hell
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PennnLannne@penelohpeeOct 31
I may regret. But since AO3 is offline... drive.google.com/file/d/1RWk…

And_Not_a_Drop_to_Drink.pdf

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PennnLannne (@penelohpee) profile picturePennnLannne@penelohpee14 Aug 2025
OC: Aurélie St. Ange, a 29 yo 🇫🇷 woman who teaches The Ethics of Magic courses at Hogwarts. As part of an interdisciplinary initiative in 1993, she is paired with Snape to co-teach an elective, The Ethical Applications of Potions. Of course, things go downhill from there.
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𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 ⧗ ᗢ (@wandastark828) profile picture
𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 ⧗ ᗢ@wandastark828Oct 30
just tried to get on ao3
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anna@jpadlovelyOct 31
new gen fandom is full of cops im crying
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malex 🍂🦌@lovelystaggOct 30
guys i thought we were joking about panicking abt ao3 being down why are ppl actually going through withdrawal
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anna ⋆🦈@chlolovesferOct 30
me estoy meando quien en su sano juicio se imprime un fic así dios mío que genialidad
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Ral Seirek@ZennistradOct 29
Not to alarm you but I think God took down Ao3 specifically to punish your friend for this.
Pizza (@number_pizza111) profile picturePizza
@number_pizza111Oct 28
My friend is writing a Maoist-Calvinist synthesis Harry Potter fanfiction and the worst part is everything he sends me looks kinds good.
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