wile e: step one of my 500 step plan to catch the roadrunner
roadrunner: where did my coyote go?? is he bored of our chase????
bugs bunny: i fucking love carrots
daffy duck:
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Ghoulish stats for 2026:
Chance of rain Halloween night in Seattle: 0%
Chance of rain Halloween night in Phoenix: 90%
Halloweens in past 60 years with measurable rain:
Seattle: 33
Phoenix: 2
#wawx
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wet socks vs hydrogen bombs #cranehorn #CoyoteVsAcme
Replying to @Kharolldie
I want Kevin (bonus if coyote id also there) interacting with these guys please
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?



























