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It's laundry day
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Democrats, we are telling you right now that if you put Jeffries and Schumer in leadership positions you will be slapping the people who gave you this epic win in the face. It will not go well for you if you ignore this message @dnc @TheDemocrats #Anonymous
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If we are together and you fall asleep during a movie I will kill you.
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PLEASE NOTE AIPAC changed their name to: UNITED DEMOCRACY PROJECT DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ONE
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To those in Congress, it’s time to act. Raise the minimum wage. End the pointless war in Iran. Provide universal healthcare and childcare. Pass comprehensive immigration reform. Implement sensible AI guardrails. Codify abortion rights into law.
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The way people are amused with alcoholism and an obvious cry for help
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Friendly reminder: The Big Beautiful Bill was written, passed, and signed by REPUBLICANS! 218 Republican votes in the House, 50 in the Senate, with JD Vance breaking the tie! NOT ONE Democrat voted for it! Trump signed it into law July 4, 2025! So when the consequences hit…DON’T blame Democrats! Good day!
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He still needs a beard trim and haircut, idc
Nothing wrong with a nerdy guy 🤷‍♂️
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all the states were outside with their cousins flipping omg 😭💙
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republicans tomorrow
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obsessed with Drac's response to the upset fans from last week 😂🤣😂 #Dragula
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Not to be dramatic or anything, but a lot of people don't realize today is their last day talking to me when I check the public voter registration database tomorrow and cut off all my friends who didn't vote. Because it is, in fact, THAT serious.
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For the record it was posted for 17 minutes sorry if u missed it 😕😕
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I'm so sick of transplants
CHICAGO IS BROKE
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I do not care
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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They are often VERY LOUD and EXTREMELY WRONG .... like go back to your shit hole hometown
Really hate Non-Chicago people talking about Chicago
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Really hate Non-Chicago people talking about Chicago
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Largest gay bar in the entire Midwest, maybe the country so this is funny
Replying to @WutYooWant
Never heard of Sidetrack before tbh lol
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