Tailoring & fashion. Chelsea💙 always and forever.

Joined February 2014
My sidechick just dy give me joy
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Mini bangers 🥲
October dump, make it your banger tweets:
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Person wey no get fan they talk say E no like A.C...🤪
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Is it really possible to get HIV from oral sex, or is that just an excuse someone makes?
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Every single girl that graduated from tertiary institution at some point slept with a married man. 🪶
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Some things are not necessary sha 😩 Why would you tell your wife to cut off all her friends and even change her number? Now we want to reach her to supply materials and her number is not going through. I went to her store and she has moved to a new location. Nobody has her new number.
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There's something comforting about visiting your childhood home and finding little things that haven't changed. The furniture might be different, the neighborhood might look older, but one familiar smell can take you back years in a second.
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Guys, how old is this relationship?
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Walk like the street is yours
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How dudes who can mention all the cars in the world in alphabetical order be acting when it's time to remember their hb's birthday
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Sometimes, moving out isn’t about hating your family. It’s about discovering who you are when every decision you make isn’t being questioned.
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What part of the body is this @grok ?
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Everywhere good for dis yard na so so enjoyment
My sidechick just dy give me joy
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When I crack a joke and 3 of my friends laugh
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You’re not tired, you’re just drained. Stop masturbating
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Getting too close to your partner’s family can bring extra responsibilities, especially when they struggle financially.
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When multiple women are asking God for a good man and now I gotta be in 20 places at once.
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What is going on here
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when i finally guide i go become menance. i dey talk am now make una no dey surprise when that time reach
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if moving man don tire to dey move cause e no see results, e go begin move things.
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At the end, it's funny how the girls who treats a man like a walking ATM machine wins
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