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the game is afoot
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I think you are confusing chickenpox and smallpox, but I was born in 1991 (35 years old) and had chickenpox. The vaccine wasn’t out until the mid-90s. Pretty much everyone got it.
i uh straight up have never known anyone who has had chicken pox? or heard of it happening to anyone under 50?
Nathan Fielder tells Conan O’Brien about his cats, Rocket and Jackie, while his backup guest Susan Sarandon sits beside him sipping tea and making the strangest happy expressions. 😂😭 Nathan keeps going with his very ordinary cat stories, Conan repeatedly closes his eyes like he’s questioning his life choices, and the audience can’t stop laughing. Meanwhile, Susan looks perfectly content to sit there and enjoy the show. 💀
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This is closer to what the actual science says btw. Several decades of research have consistently challenged this stereotype. Only children are not inherently more lonely, anxious or socially maladjusted than children with siblings. Research has generally found no meaningful psychological disadvantage associated with growing up without siblings and there are studies that have even found lower loneliness scores among only children. This is just one instance of people treating cultural assumptions as established psychological facts.
I think you guys romanticize having siblings cause you don’t have perspective. Because a lot of people with siblings still experienced loneliness, and any other issue an only child would.
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"AND THE CUBS... HAVE FINALLY WON IT ALL" #OTD in 2016, the @Cubs ended a 108 year wait for a World Series title 🏆
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this should have come up during Smallville, imo
can Superman safely bottom for a regular human, like does he have enough control of his ass muscles to let a cock in and not risk crushing it if he spasms? would he use kryptonite like poppers? when will DC answer these important questions???
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ok halloweens over time for the real holiday (the gilded age premiere)
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Never a doubt. 🙂‍↔️
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Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Winner - NL Center Field - Pete Crow-Armstrong #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)
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Genius
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‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has beaten ‘CLAYFACE’ to become the #1 film at the domestic box office over the Halloween weekend.
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As an only child, having another child solely for the companionship of the first is crazy.
have you guys ever talked to only children?
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Diva.. what a blessing to be 30+ and unmarried in a world where women were historically forced to be.
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this is why that guy from The Staircase got wrongly accused of his wife’s murder btw
My friend went trail running the other day and saw some broken police tape and was like that’s weird and a few mins later he got SLAMMED in the back of the head. He thought someone threw a rock ??? But didn’t see anyone. Few mins later it happened AGAIN and it was a HUGE OWL
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green flag
one time i was hooking up w a guy in my bed and he was like what is this and pulled out a tiny blond wig from under him and i had to tell him it was a wig for my cat who i dressed up as rosemary from rosemary’s baby for halloween
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I’m hard on parents because I don’t believe in accidentally becoming a parent that’s not a real thing. You choose to become a parent so stop sucking at it. Those kids didn’t ask you to have them and they don’t deserve to be failed by you. Loser.
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Siri is so funny
Mind boggling that Siri only continues to get worse
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