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shimmy shimmy ya. first we feast, then we felony

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Joined January 2011
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@pchip12 happy Father's Day to this new dad. Didn't lose for 3 straight years #messi – at Murray, UT
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@brettkbinford miss you always
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@pchip12 so well see you at McDonald's? – at Mount Olympus, UT
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september 30th october 1st
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Is there like a secret campaign against this movie? It ain’t Citizen Kane or nothing but it’s a good fun movie. Marlon and Tyriq are acting their asses off. It’s funny, it’s weird, it’s entertaining. The music was fire and whoever shot and edited this went crazy. I feel like “film bros” want everything to be an A24 style layered movie movie full of symbolism that you need a 30 minute YouTube breakdown to understand. If you not too pretentious to just enjoy some well shot weird shit, I recommend it.
‘HIM’, produced by Jordan Peele and directed by Justin Tipping, debuts at 36% on Rotten Tomatoes. Read our review: bit.ly/HIMDF
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Same.
"I go watch a @MikeTyson pump-up video — get ready to knock somebody out." - Baker Mayfield on what he does in the locker room just before kickoff 🤣
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Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we live mas. - Kalani Sitakes speech
A Kansas State Fan Has Vowed To Shove A Beefy 5 Layer Burrito Up His Ass If They Lose To BYU On Saturday buff.ly/3MSGaVa
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Boris Diaw’s importance on the 2014 spurs
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I genuinely. Genuinely. GENUINELY. Think SCOTT PILGRIM is a perfect film and every line and every delivery and every cut makes me laugh. The whole thing. End to end. Perfect.
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I witnessed @pchip12 do this once but with a different body part. Skyler needs to up his game
skyler gisondo is my princess diana
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Okay so there’s like 5-6 very active Jazz fan accounts with decent followings that 1) make us look bad and 2) make our fan base dumber
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“Honestly? I don’t see it. Thought there was more value still on the board.” -Mom
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“What can you say about your son’s work ethic?” is coming on strong.
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still as tom wambsgans i hope
Matthew Macfadyen has been cast in ‘DEADPOOL 3’. (Source: Deadline)
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Performing in Salt Lake City tonight at Soundwell 👀 Such a beautiful city
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quickly, what does GOAT stand for
Is this a fair way to look at the recent NBA GOAT conversation? 🤔
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next year they should let vin diesel and guy fieri draft the all-star teams
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Little photoshop of what Westbrook might look in a Jazz jersey. Must credit @5kl if you use it elsewhere.
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im not reading the paragraph you wrote about your year let’s keep it moving people
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@pchip12 Above the boulevard- where the spirit dwells
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@pchip12 missed you at ball
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