Importer/Exporter | Screen Name Kris | My best tweets don't get RTd | Founded @slcdunk | RT, you cowards! | Never, ever happy |

Joined August 2009
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“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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The male urge to calculate ticket sales and overhead when walking around Cornbelly’s with the fam
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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List of better potential superbowl halftime shows than Jay-Z: 1. Weird Al
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Jay-Z will be the headline performer for the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles on Valentines Day 2027.
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A Memphis blues and Utah Jazz beat based on the ebb and flow of the game.
🤖 Made with AI
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🤖 Made with AI
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Lake Bonneville is back. We saved the Great Salt Lake.
In Gordon-Michael Scallion’s infamous “Future Map of the World”…which he says is post pole flip… He shows a newly reformed America (and world). But many people don’t notice the map also shows Lemuria and Atlantis risen again. He added that Antarctica will be tropical and unfrozen as well.
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And apparently the Uintahs flooded but the plain states were spared.
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Hopefully you head west from there
COLORADO!!!!!!🥹🍁
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NBA promoting tobacco use now?
By the way... and also worthy of note: the Celtics' floor is the only one in the NBA allowed to be made of red oak. (All others are maple.) Robbins Sports Surfaces of Cincinnati built this one.
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Utah becomes like Mexico
Pole Shift Animation and Description Due to happen February 2027
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The MUSS and cheerleaders at 10 am vs BYU
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Is this from Monticello to Moab?
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𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬: Win 2 tickets to see The @SmashingPumpkin at the #DeltaCenter on October 29! To enter: 1️⃣Follow @deltacenter 2️⃣RT 3️⃣Tag a friend *The winner will be DM'd TOMORROW.
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There is nothing more earnest or unhinged than kids’ letters to the troops
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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
There is nothing more earnest or unhinged than kids’ letters to the troops
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Cris Collinsworth is out here glazing Patrick Mahomes for going after HIS OWN fumble 😭
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Cris Collinsworth straight up leaving the broadcasting booth after Patrick Mahomes threw an INT is one of the funniest moments of the season
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