Fiction Writer

Joined October 2021
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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Bono Smells His Fingers retweeted
Peace is only possible when power is met with accountability. When humility triumphs over ego. When we're proud of our conceptual and literal shared humanity, not just of our nation, ethnicity, party or "team". I am never under the illusion I will see this day come.
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On election day, I'm gonna masturbate too; only difference is I'll have something to show for it.
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I'll say.
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Summer of 2021 is when I distinctly remember feeling particularly apocalyptic - and for five years, I've been watching all of us being dogwalked into our collective demise.
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“We have been taught over thousands of years to interpret images of utter devastation and extinction as great leaps forward in a civilisation. This level of moral incompetence is exactly why humans could soon be going extinct”
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I was raised on the liberal feminist crack that Steinem peddled. We didn't need careers in lieu of families, we needed jobs that could simultaneously accommodate being serious parents. That was never an option. We were told we had to choose: career or tradwife. And both suck.
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What if Superstores, smart phones, artificial intelligence and home deliveries aren’t the peak of human civilization? What if we can do better? What if we MUST do better?
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Replying to @pelldoherty
I think about ages when the arts were funded by the Medicis. Or when kings brought such great composers and artists into the cultural bedrock of humanity. There is no such compulsion to pay attention to the value and inherent need for the arts humanity thrives on.
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Boomers created a hellscape for Gen X. We were scolded and disowned for not following their system. Gen X will die alone and unloved, and that's our most graceful protest.
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Yes, and I am never, ever wrong.
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People earnestly believe that not mowing their lawns during the month of May is a meaningful way to thwart climate change.
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Ignore the #hantavirus pysop.
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My opinion on the War on Iran [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
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I can't wear others' shoes. I can try them on, but I can't wear what isn't mine.
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Someone said, “I’m going to prison when I turn 70. Retirement homes are too expensive. Prison is free. Three meals a day. Books. Board games.” And honestly, it’s not the worst retirement plan.
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Capitalism is going to fail miserably & as time goes on & heatwaves start to kill millions, anyone flashing their lifestyle online, any big business pretending they’re doing good for the world - will look foolish & the world will finally see them for what they are.
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Replying to @SundaeDivine
Those brave men gonna be havin' that PTSD from jogging around the Hilton in the buddy formation for no reason.
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Michael Rapaport is a 6' cold sore who farts Drakkar Noir
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