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philms, phooty & philanthropy

Lost in a Primark Changing Room
Joined March 2016
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So this “comedy shorts gamer” bloke won’t let me read my book and I want him to be cancelled @Deji
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No more parties in LA Please baby no more parties in LA
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i find it funny how graphics to ya’ll is literally just saturation, tiktok has ruined everything
Hitman 3 with just $20M looks far better than GTA 6 with $2B
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Dhgate
BARÇA GANG FC Barcelona x @spotify x Tyler, The Creator x GOLF WANG ⛳ Exclusive merch ⏳ ow.ly/pKLi50ZXSXa
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If you enjoy this type of content then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
they got Peter Parker & Norman Osborn ICED OUT
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Paul Ince leadership skills? Obviously didn't see his spell at Reading...
So strange not seeing him in Red… 😔
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How is Sanchez entering his 4th season as Chelsea keeper
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Never flown a plane before but for you my friend I will
🚨 Benfica manager Marco Silva wants Chelsea centre-back Tosin Adarabioyo to strengthen his defence. The 28-year-old previously worked under Silva for three seasons at Fulham before later joining Chelsea. Adarabioyo has now emerged as the defender Silva would like Benfica to sign. (Source: @cmjornal)
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🔔 FRIENDLY OPPONENT NEEDED 🔔 BoA FC needs a friendly opponent for Saturday! ⏰ 12.30 kick off 🗺️ River Lane, Leatherhead 📈 No higher than Step 7 (if higher, must promise to be mostly hungover) 💴 Match fees covered DM or reply if interested 🙏🏻
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Viewing figures up. Venues sold out. PDC memberships at record highs. More kids/families into darts than ever before. Generating record breaking revenues. Records being broken on the boards. But Littler is boring & it’s bad for the sport apparently. Clueless. #MatchPlayDarts
LITTLER GOES BACK-TO-BACK 🏆 Luke Littler completes the greatest World Matchplay campaign in history, averaging 111.04 across the tournament… 🤯 Littler defeats Gerwyn Price 18-9 in the final to claim his second Phil Taylor Trophy 🙌 📺 bit.ly/26BetfredWM #MatchplayDarts
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I reckon the sirens were playing carti that’s why everyone was acting up
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REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🔁 #TheOdyssey was made to be experienced in IMAX ⚔️ To celebrate this monumental release, we're giving away an IMAX Film Camera Popcorn Bucket! 🎥 To enter, just repost. Must be a UK resident aged 18+ to enter. Enter by 23:59 BST, 29/07/2026. Full T&Cs: bit.ly/45gDcDb
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Planes just landed and missed a 10 goal screamer, class
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One of my boys said double cold celly at the bridge and my ting lowks went rock solid...
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Trex arms from outside the box imagine my shock
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WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOUUUU FROM
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The real beans stay on top
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Good to call Maresca out properly but important that we don’t lose track of the two more important points 1) nobody forced them to make the situation worse by hiring Rosenior 2) that your manager resigned to join a rival is not something to parade about. It’s embarrassing
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1 in 8 people you walk past on the street would call a cornetto an ice lolly. And these people are allowed to vote. Terrifying
Replying to @YouGov
But is a Magnum actually an ice lolly? Despite being voted Britain's favourite ice lolly, the majority of Britons (59%) say a Magnum is not, in fact, an ice lolly yougov.com/en-gb/articles/31…
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Can we stop with this nonsense He’s fucking German why would he sing the English national anthem Anyone bothered by him not singing it needs to touch some grass immediately, your life cannot be that mundane surely
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“a team that no one wants to play against”
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