Married to @kellyshalk, dad to 2 boys, dog guardian, CU Buffs alum, work @Twilio, active, healthy, and living with MS.

San Rafael
Joined October 2009
I’m the Dem running to unseat Lauren Boebert. My son thinks we won’t hit 100k followers before Sept 15. I want to prove him wrong (& prove teens don’t know everything!) I think it'll be sooner.😉 Help me with a follow, RT, and tap the❤️to hit 100k sooner than Felix thinks!
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💥 BIG NEWS!!! @TimescaleDB just raised a $110 million Series C at a $1+ billion valuation! 💰💰💰 Round led by Tiger Global, with participation from all our existing investors: @benchmark, @NEA, @Redpoint, @iconventures, and @TwoSigmaVC. tsdb.co/series-c 🐯🦄🚀💥 1/
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Me trying to hang a picture
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Phil McMichael retweeted
Hello friends, my wife and her sister just launched a new hat company for kids. Check it out at Postedca.com and buy a hat for the toddler in your life! #posted #flocktounlock
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PLEASE RT (or even better 💡) reply in 🧵 if you know of any roles available in developer marketing, community management, or devrel program management. Looking to make some connections to some really talented friends, thanks!
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Just got one for you @two. Pass it on
A great stocking stuffer. To stuff your face next year! We will celebrate our 10 year anniversary all year! Gonna be lit! squareup.com/gift/DF88D68C27…
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@AndrewSweet Ok, so haven't read it BUT I think we'll find a middle ground on what works best. Flexible schedules and not commuting are huge benefits. Companies will need to offer them if one company, say Twitter, is. Bad for some, better for most.
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Regarding those top 3 points: 1: OK, sure, I welcome my new robot overlords but don't see this happening in our roles for a long time 2: If you can't figure out how to highlight your contributions to your boss, and your boss's boss then you have bigger problems.
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3: If you solve 2 then 3 is easy. Do good work, highlight it, get promoted. Has nothing to be with face time in the office. If it does that company's culture is terrible Last point, it can be both. WFM full-time isn't for everybody but neither is going into the office full-time
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Our dog, Bubba, got maybe the worst haircut in the history of dog haircuts yesterday. On the plus side he looks like the dice guy from the last dance.
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.@SpotifyCares pretty cool I’m giving access to 4 strangers and even cooler that I wasn’t notified when they joined my plan. How do I remove their access?
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*Turns 42 @kenneyr20
Albert Pujols turns 40 years old today. Amazing. Career WAR per 162 games played with Cardinals: 8.23 with Angels: 1.99
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Or being a parent and working full-time
Me making it through the day on little sleep and lots of ☕️
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.@realDonaldTrump with actor Jon Voight board Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews, Md. for a trip to Dover Delaware.
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Keep an eye out for Lewis in north #Boulder
Our dog, Lewis, went missing in the Winding Trail neighborhood last night. He is black and white and weighs around 40 lbs. He's probably pretty scared right now but might respond to treats. If anyone has seen him, please message me.
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Are we sure Trump knew who he was talking to on this call
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Yea, well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
Labradoodle creator says it's his 'life's regret' bbc.in/2mETIea
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"The Miracle at Michigan" 25 years ago today, Kordell Stewart's Hail Mary led @CUBuffsFootball to victory in one of the wildest finishes in CFB history.
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Phil McMichael retweeted
Hey I see you @CUBuffsFootball that was a strong bounce back road dub in the desert tonight! Wasn’t able to watch it in flight but eager to see the highlights #Buffs
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Go Nebraska
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If you have a dog give him or her a hug tonight. My Dad lost his Great Dane, Jake, today. He was a gentle giant. Rarely left my Dad’s side. So rarely we called him Velcro. A good friend who will be missed. Rest easy, Jake. Rest easy.
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