@phonybone

Something beautiful is going to happen

 26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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Does anyone have any cool pictures of shadow the hedgehog
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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Grace Cathedral Park@gracecthdralprk7h
Leader of losing party flees country in a dress and a wig #Long19thCenturyAintGoingAway
Rodrigo Luis Veloso
@rodrigoluisvelo8h
INACREDITÁVEL: Flávio Bolsonaro teria cruzado a fronteira de peruca e vestido de mulher para não ser reconhecido. Dois sites argentinos dizem que o senador (que ainda tem mandato até janeiro) identificou-se como Roberta na imigração, e seguiu para aeroporto de voos particulares.
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
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Brewers may be winning but stay firm friends the packers still suck
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benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_7h
she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen@EileenReslen12h
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was burned to the ground

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

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All I got is purdue rutgers vandy and smu what am i missing
College Sports Only
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#TriviaTuesday: Can you name the 8 Power 4 schools without a city or state in their name? 🤔 (via @JVince11) 1. SEC: 2. Big 12: 3. ACC: 4. ACC: 5. ACC: 6. Big 10: 7. Big 10: 8. Big 10:
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Bruh I forgot the one that is in the city I live in
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pinkpantheress
@pinkpantheress26h
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Colyn
@colynelliott12h
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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1/9 i’m sorry my legs get hot sometimes
liza thornberry@faesmutlover19 May 2025
men i do not trust: -drives a pickup truck and doesn’t have a blue collar job -goes out in shorts after sunset -has a neck beard -under 5’6 -over 6’3 -has a helix or industrial piercing -doesn’t have a license -can’t lift >200lbs -isn’t friends with at least 3 women
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You guys are not ready for how autistic i’m gonna be over this
io9
@io912h
Groundbreaking Web Serial 'Worm' Is Becoming a Comic Book [Exclusive] gizmodo.com/groundbreaking-w…

Groundbreaking Web Serial 'Worm' Is Becoming a Comic Book [Exclusive]

The most popular prose web serial of all time is getting a brand-new adaptation in the form of its first-ever physical release.

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Yeah this happened to me too
Charlotte 0_o@AlcalinoO_oOct 26
Literally me btw. Skirt and everything I wonder if the reason my teachers don't give a flying fuck is that they've seen this happen before, like they've DEFINITELY seen this happen before
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emma@gobswifeOct 26
“'Reggie Dinkins' Adds '30 Rock' Alums Jane Krakowski”
The Hollywood Reporter
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'Reggie Dinkins' Adds '30 Rock' Alums Jane Krakowski, Scott Adsit to Season 2 (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…

‘Reggie Dinkins’ Adds ’30 Rock’ Alums Jane Krakowski, Scott Adsit to Season 2 (Exclusive)

They'll guest star in the NBC comedy along with Jason Mantzoukas, Edi Patterson and Andre De Shields.

hollywoodreporter.com
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Shaun Johnson
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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What are you guys gonna be for halloween
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Luke Savage
@LukewSavageOct 26
"Other than 2018, the Workers’ Party is six for six. You start to understand why the Brazilian right longs for a return to authoritarianism. They can’t win."
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People still getting baited by josiah in 2026
jos@josiahhughesOct 26
loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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No way you scored 100 points
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlainOct 26
Lifelong moderate liberal here. With Democrats nominating radicals like Abdul El-Sayed, and Democratic Party leaders cheering him on, I think this is the year where it makes sense for all common-sense, moderate, reasonable Democrats like myself to vote straight ticket GOP
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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When you’re sitting around drunk naming old players and your boy pulls out Danny Amendola
Alex Isenstadt@axiosalexOct 26
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…

Scoop: Trump enlists football stars for final midterm push in Texas

The president is trying to activate a constituency Republicans fear will stay home.

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potential whore checking in
feisty wife 🐤@khasidragkhasiOct 26
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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