@phonybone

Something beautiful is going to happen

 26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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mads@m4dder4ll35m
Tart fears how much I love her
Pop Base
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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679 Enthusiast@marionumber411h
Low IQ right-wingers when it comes to statistics:
Sam Stein
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In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…

Hegseth Needs More T—Poll Shows He’s No Male Role Model

Our new survey explores masculinity, sports gambling, and whether Americans want their commentators running the country.

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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
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Grace Cathedral Park@gracecthdralprk8h
Leader of losing party flees country in a dress and a wig #Long19thCenturyAintGoingAway
Rodrigo Luis Veloso
@rodrigoluisvelo9h
INACREDITÁVEL: Flávio Bolsonaro teria cruzado a fronteira de peruca e vestido de mulher para não ser reconhecido. Dois sites argentinos dizem que o senador (que ainda tem mandato até janeiro) identificou-se como Roberta na imigração, e seguiu para aeroporto de voos particulares.
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benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_8h
she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen@EileenReslen13h
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was burned to the ground

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

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pinkpantheress
@pinkpantheress27h
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Colyn
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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emma@gobswifeOct 26
“'Reggie Dinkins' Adds '30 Rock' Alums Jane Krakowski”
The Hollywood Reporter
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'Reggie Dinkins' Adds '30 Rock' Alums Jane Krakowski, Scott Adsit to Season 2 (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…

‘Reggie Dinkins’ Adds ’30 Rock’ Alums Jane Krakowski, Scott Adsit to Season 2 (Exclusive)

They'll guest star in the NBC comedy along with Jason Mantzoukas, Edi Patterson and Andre De Shields.

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Shaun Johnson
@ShyBucketGetter22h
They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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Luke Savage
@LukewSavageOct 26
"Other than 2018, the Workers’ Party is six for six. You start to understand why the Brazilian right longs for a return to authoritarianism. They can’t win."
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Ngl i forgot it was October
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✧˖@colditionerOct 25
the best needledrop of 2026
✧˖@colditionerOct 23
a great score makes a scene unforgettable. a perfect needle drop makes an entire song belong to that movie forever.
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ຸ@watchlarsOct 25
Leland Palmer lip syncing to Wishes by Beach House with cheerleaders shaking their asses (2013)
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Beenba Rito@bartsimsonrealOct 24
incredible things happening on Threads
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jeremy taché@jeremytacheOct 24
This is actually what college football is all about
Em
@emily_pontiffOct 24
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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John Wicker Park
@phonybone20 Aug 2022
damn i want her (several women) – at Wisconsin, USA
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gb/angel 💙 follow my alt@golfballbfdi28 Oct 2025
putting this on main too based off of a real exchange #cuphead
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۟@yuandyneOct 23
Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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