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Carmella Cannoli

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I like long walks through the liquor store & beets. Pleasantly oblivious. https://nitter.gq/t.co/UPLdA35eHN

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Joined December 2021
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I wonder if my heating pad thinks I’m cheating on it when I sleep with my electric blanket.
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeNov 6
I hurt myself reading, "welcome to your 50s" tweets
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I sleep next to a man who snores, farts and burps. It’s everything I ever dreamed marriage would be as a little girl.
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You thought that was so clever, didn’t you?
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeNov 5
I drink IPAs, because I've decided I don't wanna be an ordinary alcoholic, I wanna be a pompous alcoholic.
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David 🦃@DBStonerNov 3
"It was the time change!" My excuse for everything this week.
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good luck to all the teachers today. Those kids are coming off a two day bender
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 2
Show me on the voodoo doll where the girl from Twitter hurt you
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaOct 31
I’m dressing up as a letter of the alphabet tonight, thought of u.
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Can we talk about how my alarm went off to……. “Hey Mickey what a pity you don’t understand….” And now I will be singing that all day long.
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A haunted house but each room has a bunch of guys asking where their hug is.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaOct 29
I love big dogs and I can not lie
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I used to step on Legos. Now I step on Lee press ons.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaOct 28
EVERYONE TELL MY DOG HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HER HALLOWEEN COSTUME
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Party Waffle@PartyWaffleOct 27
Be the reason they whisper “yikes” while looking at their phone
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Party Waffle@PartyWaffleOct 26
“Sometimes you gotta take a minute to stop and smell the piss” - dogs
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Only one?? I’m appalled!!
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You're someone's twitter crush.
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I turned 50 & got a new, super comfy couch and now I’m not sure I’ll ever leave the house again.
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Party Waffle@PartyWaffleOct 23
Ladies, your marriage isn’t truly consummated until your husband jokes about trading you in for a younger model.
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I think this prednisone makes me funnier than I already am!!
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