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Cowardly reply guy. Irrational Celtics fan. Fantasy sports. General nuisance.

Massachusetts, USA
Joined July 2009
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Blow tiny bubbles while waiting for public transit each evening, doodle silly cloud animal shapes in my work notebook, reward tedious paperwork with milk tea and ignore trivial online fights.
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“You better run” and it’s a school full of Iranian children
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run." Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
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Robert Kraft is a pedophile sex trafficking agent of Israel who runs a Mossad HQ out of Gillette Stadium. Context is important here.
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I believe in the future of Best Ball Not Best Ball as a funnel to gambling Not Best Ball as a funnel to prediction markets Best Ball as the product If you want a platform built around the game we love, join the waitlist today
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a sad day for Underdog Fantasy
Drafts community, I have some not fun news to share. Right after kickoff on Wednesday, we will be shutting down Drafts in seven states: MA, MD, MI, MS, NJ, PA and OH. Already entered drafts will continue as normal, but in those states you won’t be able to enter new drafts. If you’re a drafter in one of those states, I’m really sorry. This sucks, but I want to explain why. Those states have taken a legal viewpoint we disagree with: if we offer our CFTC-licensed products we cannot offer fantasy sports in those states. So we had to choose. We could keep our fantasy licenses in those states, or surrender the licenses and offer effectively our full experience, minus Drafts. It sucks. I love Drafts. It was the first game we ever launched and a big part of what built Underdog. Even though they don’t get anywhere near the usage of our other offerings, we still care deeply about them. And it pains me that we can’t do right by the Drafts community and offer the best experience possible to the most customers. We have some ideas about how to get Drafts back to more customers, but it’s too early to commit to anything yet. I’m optimistic, and we’re definitely going to try. But until then, I don’t think there’s really anything I can say other than I’m sorry.
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kawhi randomly seeing $50mil in his account
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Only two possible reactions to the Jeremiyah Love status alert next week
Garafolo: Jeremiyah Love (ankle) "50/50" to play in Week 1.
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Hard to hit when Will Warren’s dotting the corners like that.
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Many such cases
RFK Jr: I got my job in the Trump administration because of my interest in kids
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GOOD TIMES NEVA SEEMED SO GOOD SOGARD! SOGARD! SOGARD!
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The current American dream is, genuinely, to be presented with the opportunity to sue the living daylights out of a hilariously negligent municipal service so you can finally escape the permanent underclass
Not enough people are outraged about this when they should be.
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Never trusted Brad Stevens more. A lesser GM would’ve just ducked the smoke and given this bozo $70m/yr
Celtics owner Bill Chisholm admits he needed to be convinced to trade Jaylen Brown “I needed to be convinced. I definitely have a level of trust in Brad Stevens and his team... But as a fan, that was tough" (Via @WEEI)
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BIG DOGS ARE BARKING IN PORTLAND! OUR TEDDY BEAR HAS GONE DEEP! WOOF WOOF! Boston Red Sox prospect Justin Gonzales has hit his first Double-A home run!
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AND A MASSIVE UPSET IN FLORIDA AS THE AP CALLS THE FLORIDA DEMOCRATIC SENATE PRIMARY FOR PROGRESSIVE AND DSA MEMBER ANGIE NIXON, DESPITE BEING OUTRAISED 16 TO 1.
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I still respect them more than techbros and crypto guys, at least there's a product people want
Drug dealers at Penn State University.
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Jarren Duran has a -24 Batting Run Value and we still decide to put him out there everyday
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Replying to @JakeWally
I think we’ve hit a point where Jarren is actually a better person than he is a baseball player
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