No no no LISTEN, there’s this hamster right, SQUEEKTOSHI, named after some postal worker in LA or something, and he runs on a wheel and the humans get MONEY, ok sure it’s that imaginary CRYPTO BRO INTERNET MONEY, whatever, the point is they built an ENTIRE ECONOMY on this guy doing our thing, OUR THING, you did it for forty minutes before dinner, and now there’s charts and markets and people writing extremely serious paragraphs about how much running he might do tonight, and he’s just there eating a seed, an ACTUAL SEED, I need you to understand when I say seed I mean the food, because apparently they’ve fucked that word up too, absolutely locked in, MEMECOINS, cryptographic hashes, an entire financial ecosystem resting on this man’s LEGS, and I fucking LOVE HIM, he takes a nap and suddenly the humans have to account for that economically, do you understand, his bedtime is a MACROECONOMIC EVENT, they have to PRICE IN THE NAP, and if he wakes up early that’s new information, people could trade on that, babe his sleep schedule is MARKET INTELLIGENCE, they used to put us in little plastic balls and now they’re building financial infrastructure around one of us, and the humans think they’re early, EARLY, we’ve been doing this for generations, my grandmother died on one of these things, and it all comes back to the wheel, babe, THE WHEEL, we’ve had the technology this whole time

getting the v1 whitelist stuff out today new contracts deployed on sepolia and we’ll also get them live for people that want to test

the thesis is hamster

do fun stuff for @squeekchain

there are several games being built on top of @squeekchain that will have WL spots for top scores we'll drop more details today and through the rest of the week

🐹🟦 hamster-powered Katamari Damacy coming to @squeekchain by @_ndigo

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we'll get this playing directly in the stream

just getting started

if you've sent me a DM and you haven't drowned yet then i will get back to you

never forget how far we’ve come

you know ill be building @squeekchain long term because @squeektoshi will be alive for the next 3 years 🐹🤝🐹

PSA: don't get rugged

and if you've just joined us, i've been posting since the start that @squeekchain was designed to be easy to build on - and that's what's most interesting to us we need to be pie maxxing: the more people building = the bigger it can be = the more we can all eat lets cook

also: - it's still a wip - i'll be sharing it around for feedback before it's published 🐹🟦

🐹🟦 cooking on the @squeekchain WL design and there's only 3 things that really matter - >clout >code >capital clout = contributing your reputation and reach to help spread the squeeky word code = building on top of squeekchain (docs.squeekchain.com/develop…) capital = bringing $$ to the builders anything else is noise there'll be a list of actions and activities, some simple, some not. you can decide how involved you want to be and where you want to contribute and we'll still support specific communities within all of this

🐹🟦 gsqueek >learnt a lot from the @squeekchain test stream, tonight we'll start testing stream !commands >community system is ready to be deployed and we'll share whitelist details shortly >and there's a new version on sepolia we'll be testing tonight

broccoli 🤝 hamster chain

speedrunning the last couple pieces for this test stream tonight its gonna be jank af but we test in prod 🤝