@placenta_effect

there is absolutely nothing wrong with me at all

Joined August 2025
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Sometimes I worry women only talk to me because I can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 20 minutes
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Mr. Dave@DaveNumber719h
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MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
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If you get raped by a guy over 300lbs, buddy kind of earned it
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Me and my mutuals in the wrong hood looking for the clit
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Can’t even open this app in public anymore smh
ArsaFan VOSTOK5@ArsaFanDJOct 24
Sex
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Economy fucked, everyone getting pics of my feet this year for xmas
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He doesn’t know I spent the day cheating on him at the SPCA
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Only motion I got is in my large intestine
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my idiot son enjoying his favorite tasty treat: plastic wrap
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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McDonald’s and fornication tonight queen
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Using my fat hog wifes belly button as a cup holder during missionary
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Flowers for Algernon for black people
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@soundlikesexOct 21
XXXTentacions old NoteBook from 2015 - He was 17 at the time
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family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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my manager, btw
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 22
🚨#BREAKING: I just farted and it smells like a used tourniquet
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Poo Crave
@Poo_CraveAug 28
Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year. "It's finna give lumpia."
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does anyone have any tips on how to stop smelling like rat pee and sweat?
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