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Keep watching the skies. ‘Misunderstood, just like the rest of us.’ (Ivor Cutler)

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William Gibson (@GreatDismal) profile pictureWilliam Gibson
@GreatDismal15 Mar 2022
And from Prague…
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Boing! #spring
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poo tin’s hunkered in a bunker. sounds like a job for thunderbird 3 (+gigantic masonry drill attachment) FAB.
Configuring my mixed-up mind to: Factory Reset.
Wallflowers (watched by a little Welsh lady). Planted up and gifted to the historic Gordon House Hotel, Rochester.
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bet it’s such fun in the first year at architect school
Thorp Modelmaking Archive (@thorparchiveaub) profile pictureThorp Modelmaking Archive@thorparchiveaub11 Mar 2022
Yesterday's future: Ramsgate hoverport, model made by Thorp Modelmakers, 1966. I do miss hovercraft... #architecturalmodel #hovercraft
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.@jacquidarlow 🐶😊
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Advice to anyone thinking of becoming “intentionally homeless” in the future. Get as many living relatives as you possibly can in all areas everywhere. Dead ones don’t count. #nolocalconnectionbollocks
then jolly chap at a table of four jolly chaps in orange hi-vis all talking very loud finishes his brekkie with: Lads: see you later. I’m going for a sh*t
minor incident in the breakfast room as someone put two halves of a tom in the toaster
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not your conventional kitchen toaster tbf but a slow moving conveyor belt effort that looks a little like a grill so an understandable if embarrassing (and messy) tomato error
a problem with jokes is folks can’t always tell when you’re not joking and/or if you’re not not joking.
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An dog. Twitter is cropping pics now too. I had words w. ⁦@instagram⁩ about this type of unauthorised random editing of a full frame image. The hound’s a good boy though, isn’t he, and seemed to enjoy having his photo taken. .⁦@FlakPhoto⁩
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Oh right, the preview image is not the final result. Sorry, @Twitter. And my sincere apologies to mr model mutt for the mysterious relocation of a half paw. I really must catch up with this digital stuff.
I’ve not been to a live music jig since Blue Note
“We’ll also turn a blind eye when people start shouting, swearing and “falling over with Kirstie” at 08.20 on a Sunday in the absolute tip that is Travelodge Chatham bc local law enforcement block book the place for a piss up sorry .”Training Day” every Wednesday .@TravelodgeUK
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@TravelodgeUK23 Feb 2022
We’ll turn a blind eye if anybody tries this in our breakfast bar
.@TravelodgeUK Last contact from your cs team (Lauren) was today at 09.20 Please update. Can I has my money back now pls.
Aviation enthusiasts! Ace selection of secondhand books for sale @ Rochester Airport Cafe. All proceeds to Medway Aircraft Preservation Society. #flying #flyingaces #books #aircraft #seaplane #photography #history #systemsengineering #chocsaway #getofftheapronmadam #what ?
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.@SpecSavers Please speak to George at your branch in Strood and ask him to liaise with your helpful team at Chatham re: delivery of my prescription
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never read the bible cover to cover but did learn chunks of it by rote at sunday school. my knowing results from everyday observations - the tiny kid who insisted to me we must all help tramps and beggars (this was a while back so bear with me) bc “they might be Jesus”
Well done Stacey Dooley for venturing into a nunnery. Older Crouch Enders may recall that bloke who’d hover about N8 pubs ‘n’ bars dressed as a monk. He’d place his hands on the top of my head and tell me to go to the Poor Clares (and some other convent, up Barnet.) #fervour #etc
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Nota bene. I’m not dissing any religion or faith or true belief. Just wondering about the public appearance of an obvious piss-artist in holy garb.
According to science, ‘eyes-too-close-together’ coupled with SMS* ‘could be’ the result of a forced forceps delivery and/or ‘gullible sponge-brain’. *smallman syndrome.

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