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Madison

@poshmads

lover of all muppets great and small. all opinions my own.

 Boston, MA
Joined May 2013
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I know I’m getting old because my mom’s refusal to get me a trampoline when I was a kid, the most pressing injustice of my childhood, now seems to me like a rational, measured way to have prevented her insurance costs from rising astronomically. I get it now, queen.
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halsey didn't rhyme "michigan" with "bitch again" for abdul al-sayed to not win
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eliza@dykegeniusNov 4
How it feels
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Jack Hanson@j_ckh_ns_nNov 4
Rest assured, Woke 2 will be Catholic
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One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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zane*@zaneughOct 25
If all you have is leaving. Imma need a better reason to write you a love song. TODAY.
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trish@ultraglossOct 27
lorde releasing melodrama
powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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how it feels saying “oh that’s before i was born” when small talking with my colleagues
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max@lynchinistOct 23
i only threw this nathan 4 u
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working on a theory that every gay guy is either a trisha paytas or a julianne moore and every lesbian is either a justin bieber or a bill hader
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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This is evergreen
bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) profile picturebald ann dowd@ali_sivi21 Aug 2024
ordering two "vodkas cran" is gonna be huge this fall
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latke@latkedelreyOct 19
you’re so vain by carly simon is so good it makes me feel in touch with women across generations that have dealt with annoying men in a way very few songs can
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the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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september always makes me Evil which is unfortunate but thankfully in october it starts to wear off. then it’s november and that makes me Evil once more. of course then it’s christmas which is a thousand delights. and then in January I become worse than anyone had ever been
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How we doin’ on breadsticks over here
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i just know he had crazy mileage on these gym scooters
Image from jay !! is REREADING TSC 📚 (@robinflvx)
Image from jay !! is REREADING TSC 📚 (@robinflvx)
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tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit
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seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now
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so much had to happen for us to get here. this is one of the most beautiful tweets of all time
Patrick(?) (@phantom_threadz) profile picturePatrick(?)@phantom_threadzSep 26
Actually the lyric is: “I ride for you, Charli.”
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