
realized that in order to truly commit to my early aughts halloween costume i’m gonna need a fake tan so now i’m shopping at yorkdale in loose clothing/no underwear/flip flops while i let it bake in time for tonight
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in toronto we have a coffee chain called ballsacks and we just have to pretend it's not called that
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big Plemons returns…a kind omen for good fortune in the new year
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white people be like “my husband flirts with me by complimenting other people”
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.























