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gang stalking nepo baby/temporarily embarrassed prima ballerina/part time lawyer

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Joined July 2015
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i hate the joke where someone adds a hypothetical name to the end of their argument, like its really not that funny sharon
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cachorro tao lindo que melhorou meu dia
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I am not content with any of the content on here
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I had a dream that some guy was annoying me so I drew this 🚫 over his face in crayon
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i feel like this is just how i dress
The triangle has entered the Angine de Poitrine universe⁠ ⁠ During their sold-out show at Toronto’s HISTORY last night, the duo of Klek and Khn welcomed a mysterious third musician to the stage—with a new costume and a triangle in hand.⁠ ⁠ After a suitably ceremonial introduction, the mysterious guest bowed to the duo and kicked off an unreleased song with a single strike before getting busier as the track unfolded.⁠ ⁠ No confirmed name for the player or title for the song yet, but the triangle audition seems to have gone well.⁠ ⁠ -⁠ 📹: YT/ShakyShorty
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insane upset tonight
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liberals hate veganism because it’s the one left wing ideology that requires you to actually do something ijbol everyone’s left wing until you ask them to give up their chicken nuggets
vegans pretending like its a political position instead of nutritional deficit is funny to me im not sorry
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The internet is just full of garbage partisanslop from bots and/or people who wake up foaming at the mouth every day demanding to be fed the worst and most extreme examples of the party they oppose. The entire account of that woman is an example and there is no fixing any of this
this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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imagine the creator of this object believed so deeply in this concept that they made it exist and spent hours carefully carving and sanding down the rough patches to make something so beautiful. isn’t this so wonderful. aren’t we so lucky to bear witness to such gentle movement
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most Weasel. Most weasel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
least weasels !!!! the smallest carnivorous mammal. they are so cute, and unfairly named because i think this little guy is definitely enough :)
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Sending "mutual aid" requests to my parents
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I'd be upset if i had a kid and they grew up to be not funny
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I (being charitable) get it to a degree but I think some of you guys are just losers, soulless husks, or people who really need to get paid from posting
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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A little pine cone mouse 📷
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Lowering my voice on calls like elizabeth holmes so clients stop calling me "sweetheart"
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It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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he is pink because he loves breakfast
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I’m a litigator, I cannot make your situation better. The best I can offer is making the situation worse for everyone involved. Just need a few dollars
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I'm so glad everyone stopped using that tina fey "yes, may i please speak to pizza" gif because i'm a bitter c word who hates when lots of people repeat a joke
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I️ love being in the union for brilliant geniuses
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In the Gym today talking to a young man, 24 yrs old in Great shape… After our conversation it hit me that I’m 44yrs older that him. I’m actually in better shape NOW than I’ve ever been. Stay ACTIVE.. That’s the Life Hack 💪🏽
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