@preppyprototype

hi im calvin hi

Joined September 2025
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── .✦ INTRO ✦. ── ⭑.ᐟ name : calvin age ⤷^᪲᪲᪲ : 15 . ₊ sexuality : lesbian prns ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 : she/any ⋆.˚ gender : genderfluid
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mila@icuselle20h
donated to a charity & it was for mens mental health
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opal@unbreakopal12h
see now i’m getting mixed signals
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“How many months left this year?” my calendar ass:
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i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime21h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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🤔@chubbydork2718h
Replying to @hengcidal
i want to have sex with the girl in the video lowkey like just for fun like im gay but im tryna see how big drake is and like why drake was so addicted to her ykwim ? like maybe they arent that bad and social media is lying to everyone bc they are jealous like #needdat ykwim
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boris has no guts cause you replaced it with diddy sauce
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood18h
I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman
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They finna have that nigga stolas like this 3 minutes into the AMA
Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime21h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
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choc@parfya21h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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bumble@bumblingssOct 27
I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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oh okay cool thanks
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the 4 boys + butters being a team in a regular object show is untouched comedic gold
jsl@jayeselllOct 26
my #southpark animation test
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Saudi guy seeing his sister enjoying one of her three rights
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Just got excited at the prospect of a new washing machine
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Anon@napehuffer83Oct 26
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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theres a queer owned bakery (really fucking good btw. Love their shit) but theyre not open on mondays. Its like whyyyyy???
junes 💙@cowboylikejunesOct 26
queer owned business you HAVE to be open
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