@preppyprototype

hi im calvin hi

Joined September 2025
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Kurole@k_kurole23h
i like the idea of "having a stroke" being an australianism for jacking off
piña colada❤️@m212kbOct 26
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samual@bite2bone9h
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read a fanfic from 2018 and 4 dollars was enough for gas
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mila@icuselle21h
donated to a charity & it was for mens mental health
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opal@unbreakopal13h
see now i’m getting mixed signals
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“How many months left this year?” my calendar ass:
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i went to record this ridiculous ad and it NEVER FUCKING STOPPED
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Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime22h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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🤔@chubbydork2719h
Replying to @hengcidal
i want to have sex with the girl in the video lowkey like just for fun like im gay but im tryna see how big drake is and like why drake was so addicted to her ykwim ? like maybe they arent that bad and social media is lying to everyone bc they are jealous like #needdat ykwim
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boris has no guts cause you replaced it with diddy sauce
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood20h
I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman
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They finna have that nigga stolas like this 3 minutes into the AMA
Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime22h
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away! reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
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choc@parfya22h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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bumble@bumblingssOct 27
I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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the 4 boys + butters being a team in a regular object show is untouched comedic gold
jsl@jayeselllOct 26
my #southpark animation test
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Saudi guy seeing his sister enjoying one of her three rights
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Just got excited at the prospect of a new washing machine
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