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I hate a rude Virgo bitch, it’s not my fault your stomach hurt.
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Trump is interrupted by 2 hecklers in a row just minutes into his Ohio rally: "TRUMP WENT ON THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN PLANE!"
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NEW: Hackers have leaked the identities, contact details & job assignments of more than 40,000 DHS employees, including agents with ICE & CBP as well as those working undercover. san.com/cc/shielded-by-dhs-i…
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HEALING ❤️‍🩹
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O dia que eu morrer quero esse vídeo na minha lápide!
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I really almost got trafficked to the desert of New Mexico by my own family! I can’t wait for the world to wake up and read my FB post.
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You mess around and ask the wrong celebrity if they voted 😭😭😭
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she finna be chitlins lord
Heidi Klum continues to tease her Halloween costume.
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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Madonna explains the real reason legends like Michael Jackson, Prince, and Jean-Michel Basquiat burned out. “When you channel artistic ideas and you have creative visions, it’s magic. And when you overthink it or you start thinking about how much of that you own, you stop it. A lot of people have these meteoric careers and they rise up and take the world by storm… and then something happens and they can’t handle the light. In a way, they fly too close to the light and it burns them. I would say that’s really true about many of my peers… whether that’s Prince or Michael Jackson or Jean-Michel Basquiat. These are people who were channeling, but I don’t think they understood that there has to be some kind of restriction. People like to take drugs because they’re actually channeling light… but it’s light with no restriction. And then that’s what kills you or burns you out.”
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They said we getting a new press secretary chiii 😂😭🦄
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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This wig hunni…
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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even ryan murphy couldn’t write something this ridiculous
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered for the position of White House press secretary. (Via TMZ)
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That man really told her to stand up and turn around to show her big Black ass to a crowd of white evangelicals, Saidiya Hartman you will always be famous Jesus Christ
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You know how many ppl have told me to chill and relax, and it did nothing but foster resentment and protect the accused? Don't waste time. Wyle out on that nigga TODAY.
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