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Good books, good music, good films and trash TV. Disillusioned by new Kinder Egg toys. Based on real life events. @Roan@mastodonapp.uk

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Joined March 2010
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Wholesome family moments 🥹
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ARCHIE GRAAAAAY!!!!
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Our Spurs side to face Crystal Palace 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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🗣️ 'Are you suggesting that as PM I should go online and do my own research?' - @trussliz Sky's @WilfredFrost challenges the former prime minister on why she wasn't aware of the risks before announcing her mini-budget.
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Il nostro XI iniziale 🟨🟦 #VeronaPisa #DaiVerona #SerieBKT
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Three GLORIOUS points at Stamford Bridge 🤩
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An emptying Bridge is a wonderful sight #thfc #COYS
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WE LEAD AT STAMFORD BRIDGE!!!!!
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Our Tottenham side to face Chelsea ✊ 🔢 @krakenfx
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You just absolutely love to see it 😍
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Dejan Kulusevski is back 💪
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Our Spurs side in N17 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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Il n’y a rien d’aussi BEAU au monde. Aucun chef-d’œuvre de Léonard de Vinci, d’Antoine de Saint-Exupéry ou de Banksy ne me procure une telle jubilation. C’est du chaos urbain à l’état pur, du surréalisme, du Jacques Tati en pleine insurrection parisienne ! La Panthère rose qui défie le monde, les deux majeurs levés vers le ciel, avant de détaler devant un canon à eau… On atteint là un niveau de beauté existentielle absolument vertigineux. Cette façon d’opposer l’absurde à la violence, de faire surgir le rire au milieu du chaos, me redonne foi en l’humanité. Je pourrais mourir maintenant, en riant aux éclats. Merci, le gars. Vive la France ! 🇫🇷 #PinkPanther #LaPanthèreRose #MobilisationÉtudiante #Manifestations #RévolteÉtudiante #MouvementÉtudiant #ViolencesPolicières #CRS #DroitDeManifester #ChaosUrbain #ArtDeLaRévolte #PoésieDuChaos #JacquesTati #Paris
French protests are absolute cinema.
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Michael Carrick’s next Manchester United team talk.
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This guy utterly dismantles the populist politics of Reform and Restore in 90 seconds. It’s actually quite beautiful. Take decades of deep-rooted problems in Britain and convince people that a relatively tiny proportion of the population is responsible for all of them. Housing, the NHS, crime. Blame illegal migrants for everything. Suddenly, you don’t need credible solutions to the housing crisis, NHS waiting lists or crime. You just need increasingly extreme policies on immigration. And by the time people realise you never had meaningful answers to the vast majority of Britain’s problems, you’re already in power, handing out tax cuts to your donors.
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It’s quite bloody easy to confirm if a passport is genuine or not
Richard Tice shitting a brick over a new undercover ITV & Hard Cash expose🤣 Apparently he’s worried he can’t even go for a shit, fart or tell barbaric jokes anymore So he’ll be using reforms dodgy crypo donations on legal action, again 😒
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Pronti per #ModenaVerona 💪💛💙 #DaiVerona #SerieBKT
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