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Joined February 2015
If Donald Trump becomes president America’s going toupée
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My hometown once had a pun contest, I submitted 10 in hopes that I would win the prize. No pun in ten did.
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Some women can take their bra off while wearing a shirt, can you do that?
You look a lot like my next girlfriend
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I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
An Illustrator who loves doodling a smile on people's face @ilovedoodle #punny
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#PunOfTheDay Becoming vegetarian
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.
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@BLORDOnAir 122 puns down. 0 puns to go. Today is the day. #punoftheday. – at Indiana, USA
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What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines! #Punny #PunOfTheDay
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I was hesitant to spend so much on these reverse cameras for my car, but since I got them, I haven't looked back. #pun
#punoftheday - love a decent pun!
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@BLORDOnAir I'm so over puns. Only 15 more to go! #punoftheday – at Indiana, USA
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@BLORDOnAir vegetable puns #punoftheday #foodpun – at Shelbyville, IN
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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. #Punny #PunOfTheDay
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me! #PunOfTheDay
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There are countless films without dracula in them..
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