chode dahl

You’re nothing but a noun to me

They scanned my shit and said there was “no evidence of progressive disease” in there anymore

a fuckin spider named pat

Serenading some chicken

Good thing apps isn’t internet

public defender just asked me my sign dog I’m going to jail

you can have your feelings and eat them too

Mother Nature will blow your shit when no one else will. Remember that

per hr we are not allowed to refer to OURSELVES as “sexually active males” in the break room

fent gummies

When north american wigger justin bieber says he pull up like jimmy neutron I belieb him

Not even día de los muertos and my dipshit xmas cactus thinks it’s navidad

If my car came with a blunt in it I would drive it right back to the dealership and negotiate a second blunt

licking women to oblivion

Hope I’m the house on this street handing out deviled eggs again this year

buddy you’re creeping us all out

fucking the tooth fairy for some teeth but this lil bih lowk STINKS

FAT doctor

Fil-A’in chicks like my pleasure

A cuck sect of christianity that actually worships joseph