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yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen. ghost of root beer ron.

Joined December 2020
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BJ?
What comes after AI?
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Replying to @CIA
@CIA it’s not that we are gonna need a bigger boat. We gonna need a lot of boats 
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I'm like an uncle that's too high to babysit.
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So sad that evergreen trees can never be anything else
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if shes your princess why she in another castle?
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shaved my bush and got carded at the liquor store
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The underdog gets the doggystyle
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Saw a funny reply from a 0 follower account. Followed. He’s my son now. That’s my little son.
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Watching snl as a form of self harm
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Funny you mention musk..Elon musks signature scent is an electric mix of motherboard and emerald blood
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come on, thats a perfectly gnatural part of life
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if they gave me the key to the city I’d do bumps with it
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Starting a petition. Any goth girl wanna help my friend (he is not neurodivirgin)
Running out of time to scoop a goth gf my dudes
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I’m a lot like Jesus in many ways (nice to whores)
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My band has an EP coming out. this is our first single from said EP it’s called dry heave and it’s about when you have drank too many alcohols of booze and for whatever reason you end up in jail and eventually hungover in jail. Find it wherever you stream music. Link below 1/2
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I don’t know much but I can tell you this. Theres gonna be a whole lot more fuckin and suckin in woke 2
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I’m a diehard Ed Sheeran fan but when he started crying…ngl I got the ick
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Learning braille so I can read books while watching pornorgraphy
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When she a 10 but she got a pancake bed
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Drake needs his ass beat
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