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I hold (crypto) bags and (political) opinions. Monitoring the situation live from Mamdanistan

New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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"And so my fellow bagholders: ask not what crypto can do for you, ask what you can do for crypto." - John F. Kennedy, inauguration address, January 1961
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New White House ballroom grand opening with a live music from Conjunto Quisqueya.
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Drunk Uber ride home in celebration of the Blue Tsunami, we aren't done celebrating
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Blue Tsunami Celebrations continue in Mamdanistan
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Democrats have the opportunity to give Trump another embarrassing L by being the ones to authorize $5,000 to all Americans. Even better is that Republicans may have to publicly go against it. Hire me D.C.
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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hobby lobby has been renamed habibi lobby
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Few know this but the Speaker of the House of Representatives does not need to be a member of congress. We could literally have @hasanthehun do the job
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In #NYC we are making all transplants start paying jizya
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Gorgeous New York Post cover, some say it is the best New York Post cover. They say, SIR this cover is great! It's HOT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Gorgeous New York Post cover, some say it is the best New York Post cover. They say, SIR this cover is great! It's HOT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Has anyone heard from Haley Stevens?
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Congratulations New Mexico Governor Deb Haaland, your nephew Erling Haaland is beyond proud
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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we're sending barron to hormuz
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Just voted. Adding a small drop into what I hope is a massive blue wave.
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Right now the joy that leftists and libs are feeling across the country is still but a fraction of what we felt in NYC/Mamdanistan this summer when the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA Finals
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We are confiscating Greg Abbotts wheelchair tomorrow
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Habibi, why are you so mad?
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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HAHA Mike Lawler
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