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What do you call a fireworks display at Jurassic World? Dino-mite! #IndependenceDay #FourthofJuly
What is a Irma's favorite song? "Rock You Like A Hurricane!" #HurrcaneIrma
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How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it. #SolarEclipse2017
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? (Arrrr?) No it's the C (sea), my love. #PiratesLife
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"There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars." Gene Wilder #WillyWonka
On a scale from 1 to 10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters #NationalBookLoversDay