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I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster
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Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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What does a lumberjack do before turning off the computer? He logs off.
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Qu'est-ce qui est invisible et sent le maïs?
Un pet de cochon.
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"Welcome... Your waiter will be right with you." - OJ Simpson
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Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
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A Man asked, how is a pussy like a grapefruit? The Woman said, it's like me, we squirt when you eat. The Man said, why is a vagina just like the weather? The Woman said, when it's wet, it's time to go inside. Any more Questions?
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【続き】"Now and then I miss you." said the sticker machine to the center of the record (僕はときどき君を貼る作業でミスしてしまうんだ。ステッカー機がレコード中央部分に語れり）という作品(?)も好きだ。無関係のPICKLE SLICER Joke (jokes4us.com/winnersjokes/pi…)まで思い出してしまう。【続く】
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In honor of #WorldRhinoDay, here's a joke:
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: How do you stop a Gooner beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Spurs jersey.
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Wednesday is for the windows of Paris and a barber joke . What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. She started it!😆
#WindowsWednesday #Paris
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🤔Quel lapine peut sauter plus haut qu'un arbre ? Tout lapine peut sauter plus haut qu'un arbre, les arbres ne peuvent pas sauter.😜😘
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Here is something to cheer you up on a cold grey Thursday
Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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Did you hear about the Tesla Owner in Jail? He was charged with battery.
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Chistes de Naranjas De Regreso: Chistes : Comida ¿Cuál es la fruta que más se ríe? La naranja ja ja ja ja.¿Qué le dijo la naranja a la gelatina? No me quité la ropa y ya estás temblando.
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Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
A: The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
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Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
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Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.
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Sources say : What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
Neither has a title!
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A guy walks into a bar with a gun and said "Which one of you slept with my wife." and a guy in the back stands up and says "You dont have enough bullets."
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