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@quickparty_

he/him | adam | vibeless but trying

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Joined February 2010
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saw a tweet earlier that was like "i'm kinda disappointed in my friends for not speaking up" and it made me realize i've never actually tweeted this, so in case it isn't clear: it's free Palestine and it's always been free Palestine. ty for your time!
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that game vs Washington on MNF will go down as an absolute all-timer
Football Bible ™️ (@FBBible_) profile pictureFootball Bible ™️
@FBBible_Oct 31
Mike Vick in 2010 was on another planet
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me waiting for her to change her mind finally
Wildlife Uncensored (@TheeDarkCircle) profile pictureWildlife Uncensored
@TheeDarkCircle23h
Patience of this alligator snapping turtle to hunt a single fish
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i think this is v cool
Line Matching (@LineMatching) profile pictureLine Matching@LineMatching14h
between the earlier game preview thread (CHI@CAR) and now (MTL@TOR), i prettied up the cards a little bit & dumped some info that was overlapping so the threads aren't as long
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"rare"
zaaa👾 (@zaa102_23) profile picturezaaa👾
@zaa102_23Nov 6
rare aesthetic : you're trying to hold back your tears in public and all the lights look like this
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Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow Girl whos been fucking Tetris: Can Tetris come
boop (@xboxbodywash) profile pictureboop@xboxbodywashNov 6
At my college there was a girl who famously claimed to be dating and having sex with the game Tetris. It was a gigantic university but if there was a lull in conversation someone would go "Do you know about Tetris Girl" and everyone would say Yup how does it work with the blocks
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the most european video i've ever seen in my life (i love it)
Não Intendo (@blognaointendo) profile pictureNão Intendo
@blognaointendoNov 6
É a primeira vez que eu vejo uma música eletrônica analógica
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i have seen so many of these fucking things now and like 75% of them are not funny even a little ???
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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"so i had cancer and my parents beat me and i almost killed myself" that's just trauma!!!! (and like, be safe and everything and all that. but also read the tweet)
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i have notifications off for everyone except people i follow but i get so many spam porn bot notis 😭 i hate this website
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1st screenshot: ok, this guy's kind of a loser but i mean, truck guy who cares about towing capacity. whatever. 2nd screenshot: hm this guy's a loser 3rd screenshot: this person walks among us, votes, gets to share the same air for some reason. what the fuck
lcamtuf (@lcamtuf) profile picturelcamtuf@lcamtufNov 6
In honor of Elon reportedly canning the Cybertruck, here are some key insights from the original HN announcement thread
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1) girl who does your lashes 2) send this to her and say "you" 3) (insert any easy joke about kirk + tiny dik-dik)
Evolve (@EvolveWildlife) profile pictureEvolve
@EvolveWildlifeNov 5
The soft eyes and gentle features of a tiny Kirk’s dik-dik, one of Africa’s smallest antelopes. 📷 Luis Solano Pochet ( @luisfersolano )
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fear i'm too woke for this
sasha 🏒🍉 (@ramblinglobster) profile picturesasha 🏒🍉@ramblinglobsterNov 6
IM FUCKING DYING HOLY FUCKIKG SHIT SPOONS 💀😭
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this is what it feels like sometimes ("tiny dibbler" is crazy though)
Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) profile pictureWholesome Side of 𝕏
@itsme_urstrulyNov 6
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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talked to my mom this morning & by 9am she'd had her breakfast, done a 5k, and walked her dog. she was going to her 930am gym class meanwhile i was up until 4am working at computer, and now i'm up at 9 to work at computer. i need to be shot in the face
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Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Escritor sin casa (@alexlonestar01) profile pictureEscritor sin casa@alexlonestar01Nov 5
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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Me when I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
Victoria Rose (@woahhvickyyy) profile pictureVictoria Rose
@woahhvickyyyOct 14
I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera
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3eanuts absolutely devastates me. Can't say I really read the actual strip much though
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Cool Dude 🤠💀 (@cooldudetm) profile pictureCool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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oh! turns out the extra panel is just as sad. cool nitter.gq/artbyhumans/status/211…
Levi N. (@artbyhumans) profile pictureLevi N.
@artbyhumansNov 5
Schultz always wrote in this key. It's not new. If anything he softened up as he aged. But, guys, Peanuts is a grim comic. Nobody is exempt from punishment except Snoopy.
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dawg if i ever have a dream like i did last night again i will blow my shit smoov off no joke
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this has affected me tremendously
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