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R2

@r2minusd2

breaking the fourth wall by tweeting into the void instead of looking at the camera

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Joined June 2017
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Losing my prime years by staying anon instead of posting my face
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“starring robert pattinson”
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm11h
First look at ‘THE TAKE’, starring Robert Pattinson, Denzel Washington and Daisy Edgar-Jones. The thriller follows a bank guard, a teller, and a master thief who are caught in a deadly game of deception. Releasing January 15 on Netflix.
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Every time I hit it off with a man at a club, some random man appears out of nowhere to tell us we look like a lovely couple Sir, we've known each other for 10 minutes. Please let us get to the situationship first
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I'm once again saying this Please
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π (@nofaith3xists) profile pictureπ@nofaith3xistsNov 8
i personally feel festivals shouldn't mean that much to you when you haven't built a life of your own or achieved anything worth being proud of. at a certain age, you should have something of your own to celebrate instead of endlessly taking pride in your family's achievements.
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as per my last pigeon
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Coffee while you're giving me some tea.
Tanvi (@insightswithtea) profile pictureTanvi@insightswithtea19h
coffee or tea ?
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Insane traffic in blr rn. It took me 2 hours to reach majestic from Jayanagar. If you went to your hometown for diwali, stay there, I'll let you know when traffic gets better so that y'all come back
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The reason communism never dies is because envy never dies, and communism is little more than the politics of resentment - it is the desire to take from others and give to yourself, because you believe they have too much when you don’t have enough. It is really this simple.
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got a leg room upgrade and now I'm resisting the urge to let my intrusive thoughts win
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My problem with Twitter commies is simple: they can’t build a damn thing, yet spend every waking hour shitting on those who do. It’s suffocating watching them preach from the high horse of having built absolutely nothing.
Kris Nair (@krisnair) profile pictureKris Nair
@krisnairNov 6
Commies have a problem with Temple too?
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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atp kunal kamra is triggered by the word "temple"
Kunal Kamra (@kunalkamra88) profile pictureKunal Kamra
@kunalkamra88Nov 6
Here’s a breakdown of nobody discussing anything important about a scientific revelation by a tech bro… Point no 1 - We will not prove ourselves right, please use your time & recourses to prove us wrong. Anyway we will not accept when proved wrong. Point no 2 - Give me Bharat Ratna & Nobel Prize as I’ve put 2/3 of my money behind my idea. Who even does that? Point no 3 - I’ll buy science if needed. I’ve money. Lots of money. 4. Our Employees are in on the Pyramid Scheme. Just like the guys who work at a scam call center are in on the scam. 5. If others can take 10 to 12years then we will at-least take 8 t0 10 years until then SHUT UP. 6. We have “our science”. Our science will find our claims to be correct. 7. I’m confident so that’s a great start for me & that is all that matters. 8. We will share more feature & call them ground breaking with our fraudcasters & other paid PR. PS - I haven’t responded to any scientific or medical concerns but FU I’m RICH & very confident.
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joanne@rayexisNov 6
i lose interest easily in men, the first sign and i’m out my time is precious and i don’t like wasting it on losers
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the hair is at that perfect length where people have started complimenting my haircut just to have an excuse to talk to me
R2 (@r2minusd2) profile pictureR2@r2minusd2Oct 23
there is NO WAY my dad's genes fought this hard just for me to still look good in my worst haircut
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Socialised so much now I'm in the Elite circles of exclusive afterparty at a new city
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Went to a bar alone in a new city, Befriended a bunch of strangers and now I'm sitting here absolutely drunk, reading their birth charts. They seem fascinated by how much I know about them. I'm fascinated that this is how my evening is going.
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you can always recognise an elder daughter by how uncomfortable she gets when someone else pays for her
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nodthini
rock 🪨 (@starryskyfever) profile picturerock 🪨@starryskyfeverNov 1
is there a word between yes and no
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arrived at a new destination completely sleep deprived, got invited to 3 different parties, turned all of them down because I have a seminar in the morning </3
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kaju hater, khajur lover
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