adult mormon convert

Hoboken, NJ
Joined May 2018
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Kinda crazy that one of the people fighting "gentrification" (whatever that means in the context of addressing the housing market) has an accent that does not naturally occur in this country let alone city.
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Hello woman, please marry me. I have a weapon. To protect you.
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Xx_HA1RY_PUSSY_C0NN01SS3UR_xX retweeted
There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.
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my flesh is turning green and melting off
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I’m between shaves right now. Just push it out of the way
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(visibly greasy, not making eye contact) can i have a pair of your panties to sniff
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Sprinting after women on the street because I smell an Unshaved One
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Chubby chaser? Haha, no, I wouldn't "chase" a beautiful woman without her consent :)
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American midwest if it was cool
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Pokemon fans have got to be the worst arm chair devs of all time, zero concept of game design or friction
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Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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do i even have to say anything
Do men find hairy pussy attractive?
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Xx_HA1RY_PUSSY_C0NN01SS3UR_xX retweeted
If magic is central to your Universes Beyond IP the set is good, if it isn't it's bad. LotR/Hobbit? Magic. Avatar? Magic. Final Fantasy? Magic. Marvel Superheroes? Some magic. Spider Man? Not magic. TMNT? Not magic. Star Trek? Not magic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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looks like i need to find myself an asian woman
This commercial is actually an attempt to envision how white guys who date Asian women see themselves.
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can we start being honest about "woke" stuff yet or are both sides gonna keep having tantrums
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Rubbing mustard and thousand island dressing in her pubes when I eat her out so it feels like im kissing my uncle
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Anyone built like this hmu
Lydia Pettit - Entry Points (2024)
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500 pound naked guy lumbering through woods on night vision trailcam
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I really wish Japanbros would realize that on the rare occasion JP media is released overseas, it's usually completely butchered by bad translators, has the cost raised, and it's usually a low print run Look at how Netflix handled Jojo, look at what 4kids did to dubs
海外:日本のゲームが遊べないからデータぶっこ抜いて海賊版作るね 日本:分かった、海外にも売るね 海外:値段高すぎ、海賊版作るね 日本:分かったよ…安くするよ 海外:ありがとう、感謝を伝えるために海賊版で多くの人に配るね。これで君は人気者さ🥳一緒に働けて嬉しいよ🤣
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It's dangerous to sleep with socks on
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