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great clown fagliacci@tritefag9h

Kinda crazy that one of the people fighting "gentrification" (whatever that means in the context of addressing the housing market) has an accent that does not naturally occur in this country let alone city.

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Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_21h

There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.

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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 26

I’m between shaves right now. Just push it out of the way

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Abigpizzapie@abigpizzadie1Oct 25

American midwest if it was cool

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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFartOct 25

Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box

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great clown fagliacci@tritefagOct 22

If magic is central to your Universes Beyond IP the set is good, if it isn't it's bad. LotR/Hobbit? Magic. Avatar? Magic. Final Fantasy? Magic. Marvel Superheroes? Some magic. Spider Man? Not magic. TMNT? Not magic. Star Trek? Not magic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Kummkopf@kummkopfOct 21

Rubbing mustard and thousand island dressing in her pubes when I eat her out so it feels like im kissing my uncle

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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 20

500 pound naked guy lumbering through woods on night vision trailcam

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isa ! ♡@isafangsOct 19

#PullYourPantsDownAndLetMeSniffYourSweatyBushMonday

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Irish Man 3000@Frank_Connolly_Oct 19

Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.

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I eat short people@UnderwearStainOct 18

I ask my wife to never wipe her ass because im blind and i need the stink for location

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mikey@mikeydoesguitarOct 9

first time i tried to do a push up i contracted testicular cancer

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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 7

Chinese BBW porn got me so hard it popped

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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFartOct 7

I sold Danny DeVito into sexual slavery in 2OO6

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former unemployment czar@banheirotransSep 27

no bush = no boner come back in a month of not shaving

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@Im_human_too_Sep 21

Oh foid... Oh foid... Where art thou, foid? I will wander this mound of peanuts forever. Oh foid, I shall find you.

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wake the dog up@TylerSchultz19Sep 21

Neek -{Fates Reforged}@NeeK2323Sep 21

Were Classic Andies always this obnoxious and hate filled? "Go play Retail" how's about you go play Classic? Forever is new and for everyone.

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stankboypablo@stankboypabloSep 18

Replying to @fuckassriley

we grown. assume everything in my crib been fucked on. shit use the microwave at your own discretion

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CouchJelq@CouchJelqSep 18

favourite fat uncle was just slain in battle fml

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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Sep 17

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