aka: Rowdy Roddy's mullet. Be wary of the quiet ones. I like light rain and long walks with my dogs because they aren't bound to reason. Gimme ham or death.
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Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
If I could go back to kindergarten knowing what I know now, I’d punch Bryan a lot harder.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I’ll thank every veteran I know except the one who owes me an electric bicycle for guessing his favorite album in seven yes-or-no questions last week. Fuck him. The rest of you are accordingly thanked.
It's ok to block people that chime in. Earn your right to yuk it up or beat it, like Michael.
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Men married to women going through peri-menopause, this message is for you. When you wake up and then get done rubbing their feet and making them breakfast, just let them know that no matter what they say you shall remain speechless. That's really all they want, anyway.
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Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I bought a guitar.
I can't play a guitar.
But I always wanted one.
Twang... Twang... Twang
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a rib-eye steak (medium rare) and a Löwenbräu.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Further reflections on a month without a microwave: Hot Pocket not hot.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I've only slipped on like two banana peels in my life so yeah pretty much crushing it. Take the wins.