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Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit

@randomover2

aka: Rowdy Roddy's mullet. Be wary of the quiet ones. I like light rain and long walks with my dogs because they aren't bound to reason. Gimme ham or death.

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Joined December 2012
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Damon Hunzeker
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If I could go back to kindergarten knowing what I know now, I’d punch Bryan a lot harder.
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Damon Hunzeker
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I’ll thank every veteran I know except the one who owes me an electric bicycle for guessing his favorite album in seven yes-or-no questions last week. Fuck him. The rest of you are accordingly thanked.
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If you are an American, this is a great day to thank every veteran that you know.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeNov 8
SURPRISE I'm 77 years old
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerNov 8
Two likes is the new 4,000 retweets.
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Capt. Chris Freeman 🇺🇸
@elgatosenfuegoNov 6
Been home for 5 minutes aaaaaaaand now I’m bored.
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56Nov 7
I bought a guitar. I can't play a guitar. But I always wanted one. Twang... Twang... Twang
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Adora 2000
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Tailgating in the PT parking lot
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerNov 6
Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a rib-eye steak (medium rare) and a Löwenbräu.
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerNov 7
Further reflections on a month without a microwave: Hot Pocket not hot.
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Cat From Nowhere
@kv8Nov 7
I've only slipped on like two banana peels in my life so yeah pretty much crushing it. Take the wins.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeNov 7
Of all the women in my life the most important one without a doubt is Pat Benatar
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Forward March@RunOldMan1 Nov 2024
Roses are red Pizza sauce is too I ordered a large And none of its for you
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༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ (@herprettybones) profile picture
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺@herprettybonesNov 6
I don’t need to get half naked on X for people to like me. My horrible personality does it for me.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeNov 6
I've seen every episode of Air Disasters I think I know what I'm talking about
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerNov 6
Lord, grant me the self-confidence of someone "correcting" my joke tweet with 100% factually incorrect information.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellNov 6
i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerNov 6
We should have flying babies by now.
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Supes
@usasmittyNov 7
Replying to @randomover2
@randomover2
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David@DBStonerNov 3
If you voted you should get a free taco.
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Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliNov 3
There's a lot going on today, but don't let it distract you from the fact the Chicago Bears beat last season's Super Bowl participants by a combined score of 64-41 in their last two games.
Image from Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli)
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