Guy That Gets Shot In The Head 100,000 Times A Day

Joined September 2010
Botanical garden
3
1
12
160
Girlfriend excitedly showing me the picture she took of me while I was asleep
4
1
4
32
2,863
90
1,888
62
18,605
196,773
Why was he searching this?
This quoted post is unavailable.
4
30
741
Beastmode
14
158
5
3,089
22,369
Mother is getting cat pills for my cat unfortunately
25
792
Ryan retweeted
1
1
14
409
NIXON: Fantastic Mr. Fox. Disgusting picture. Fella wears a [expletive] corduroy suit. HALDEMAN: [inaudible] NIXON: They run the banks too
13
2,828
90
19,685
Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.
65
76
11
4,301
64,468
Ryan retweeted
𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕜 🖤🔪 New to #owtwt -ashe one trick -need a mercy that only pockets me -diamond 5 peak -white monster and beserk fiend 💉🩸
201
521
201
4,606
529,982
Sorry guys it's #begay week
4
1
39
746
Sunday .
5
28
573
Ryan retweeted
10
614
15
9,725
85,699
Date night
10
2
1
43
2,674
Extremely perfect things happening
11
224
If nicotine is a stimulant then how come i fall asleep with zyns in like every single day? And dont give me some smartass answer like “the cocktail of heavy sedatives im on” that doesnt even make sense
25
52
3
2,243
89,571
I selected the non-EBT payment method at Dollar General and balloons & confetti fell from the ceiling.
14
282
5
9,647
165,930
Ryan spotted
Welcome To 1600 Stooblock Arlington St.Louis (Hood Vlog)
1
1
20
721