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Teenage Zombie looking to meet other like-minded monsters. Sign up to the mailing list for 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐈 now!

Joined February 2019
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Eddie’s brought lunch from home. Sharlene’s taking it personally. A beloved Furvana lunchbox meets its toughest gig yet in a new SHARLENE’S SPECIALS. 🤘🍴 #TalesFromTheClassroom #ComicBooks #Animation #cartoon #haloween
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The glue works. The teacher couldn’t care less. And your lab partner thinks brute force will fix it. Professor Hyde’s Lab Rats returns with Joshua & Sanchez in “A Little Bonding.” 🧪 #TalesFromTheClassroom #Animation
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Rob Muerto retweeted
Drake's a vampire with standards. Sharlene's a lunch lady with methods. 🩸🍴 Fresh blood is on the menu at K.Thulhu High. Just don't ask too many questions about where it comes from. Another appetizing disaster in the latest SHARLENE'S SPECIALS: FRESH BLOOD. #TalesFromTheClassroom #ComicBooks #Animation #Cartoons #ComicArt
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Rob Muerto retweeted
This is how it happened. This is how the Bioware died.
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Eddie scraped a 60% in Monster History. Naturally, he considers this an occasion for celebration. Rob's about to regret joining in. “The High Five” from Tales from the Classroom. #TalesFromTheClassroom #Animation #zombies #comicbooks
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The entire anti-AI filmmaking argument is essentially: Work harder, not smarter. 😒
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Bro I don't even play WoW it's just so funny seeing retail losers bitching and whining that old school WoW players are coming back to claim Forever. Hope this proves to Blizzard that catering to these losers isn't going to make them nearly as much money as they think.
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Rob Muerto retweeted
𝐌𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬' 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐒𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 – 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟐 Today's challenge: Getting Sanchez the Chupacabra to smile. Always have a backup plan 🐐📸 #TalesFromTheClassroom #MrShutters #IndieComic #MonsterSchool #Comedy
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🚍 KLETUS’ SCHOOL BUS 💀 Kletus says the bus is certified. Nobody asked what century. #TalesFromTheClassroom #highschool #cartoon #animation #comedy
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Rob Muerto retweeted
Every single whim you’ve ever had creatively that you couldn’t indulge because of time, money, or ability is now possible because of ai. That’s an artistic revolution. Not slop.
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Rob Muerto · 28s ago You’ve had gumbo. You haven’t had gumbo like this. 🧠 Mary Jo Muerto serves up Cerebellum Gumbo in Episode 1 of The Shambling Gourmet. "If it ain’t twitchin’, you waited too long, cher." #TalesFromTheClassroom #monsters #comicbooks #Animation #zombies
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MR. SHUTTERS’ YEARBOOK SESSIONS — EPISODE 7: MIRRIAM DUSANG 🧛‍♀️📸 Mirriam DuSang has never taken a bad photo. Just ask her. #TalesFromTheClassroom #Animation #Comedy #ComicBooks #Cartoons
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Okay, this is the best way to explain why AI Slop is not what you think. By using AI Denzel Washington to explain it all. This is actually really good. Well written, directed and generated. It's about you not needing the studios anymore.
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Rob Muerto retweeted
Ryan Reynolds didn’t come of age in the 80s and he grew up in Canada. 🤡 So allow me to explain: The 80s isn’t a decade. It’s an American cultural phenomenon that began in 1983 and ended on September 24, 1991, when Nevermind was released. It was a period of unbridled optimism and glorious excess. Just look at the music, movies, fashion, cars. It was a vibe. Of course bad things happened. Bad things always happen. But nobody walked around talking about “socio-political issues.” Algorithms didn’t feed us rage bait 24/7. There was enough technology, but not too much. There were no cell phones. (I have no idea how we got around.) We listened to radio and bought albums on cassettes. We read newspapers. Kids disappeared on their bikes all day. 
Malls were packed and local economies thrived. It was the high-water mark for human civilization.
Ryan Reynolds says ’80s nostalgia “paves over all the trauma” of the “tumultuous” decade: “The 80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a fucking mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. ‘Top Gun.’ Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” In Apple TV’s “Mayday,” Reynolds stars as a U.S. Navy pilot who builds an unlikely friendship with an eccentric ex-KGB agent (Kenneth Branagh) obsessed with ’80s American culture. wp.me/pc8uak-1lHH16
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Replying to @realRobMuerto
KLEOTEP! THE BUS DRIVER!
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I've been lectured in media about race since the 1980's and they're still doing it today. Why? Cause some white guilt-ridden Hollywood goblin can't write a black character without making them as racially obsessed as they are. To them, black characters are flat billboard ads for whining about race in America. It's a real disservice to black people to portray them as one thing only in media and of course it's how liberals want blacks to be: Racially obsessed and feeling down and out. Right where they want them. You know what would be refreshing? A black character that never mentions race at all on a show and has deeper insights into the world other than "America bad".
I cannot wait until we get past the days of having to put racial identity politics into everything being made! Its so TIRESOME!
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I actually love chemistry. It's super fun! Too bad the monster teaching it, Professor Hyde, is a complete psycho. The 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐈𝐈 campaign is launching very soon! Stay tuned for news & updates. And feel free to DM me with any questions.
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Just imagine if Mel Gibson did The Odyssey
For Apocalypto, Mel Gibson cast primarily Indigenous people from Mexico’s Yucatán Peninsula, many of whom had little or no previous acting experience. To add to the film’s authenticity, the entire movie was performed in the Yucatec Maya language.
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Had a chance to color Monika's art again :)
Cosmo Girl #1 variant cover FINISHED! Art by Monika Maccagni. Colors by Tanya Wicker. Cosmo Girl #1 launches on Kickstarter on July 25! SIGN UP: kickstarter.com/projects/ris…
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