Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.
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in shop class in 7th grade, i made a magazine rack that i still own in my 40s because it was so perfectly created. i got a B in the class. the teacher was heard saying he didn't give As to girls because they shouldn't take shop
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We should artificially inseminate cows, keep them in captivity, and increase their chances of developing these problems, all because we want to maximize meat and milk production. But we’re compassionate. We’re doing all of this to save the cow so that we can kill the cow?
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i swear to god i saw a post (probably from this same account) that was like "woaw,,, the bees arent building their hive in a portrait of jesus... god truly does exist" and now the bees build in a statue of jesus and its also proof god exists
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ALT online communists: WHY DRINKING SOY MILK IS A REACTIONARY ACT (thread): many citizens of the ussr were dairy farmers, so it follows that (1/?) online fascists: if you've ever held a door open for someone you're a "holdoid" which is essentially an extra cucked type of zeta male mjörkiplier, the swedish markiplier: äuh!!!! öuh!!!!! im so scäreing fröm freddi fjäsbear
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Another autonomous vehicle spotted in Bulgaria. The future is ours and nobody's ready for us. 💀🇧🇬
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THEY'RE SOYFACING OVER FUCKING FUNKO POPS NOW
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP ANYMORE
Custom time! Female Draco Malfoy Funko POPs!? Yay or nay.. check out these sweet concepts below ~
Created by @medichistes ~ #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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Bro the disciples were straight morons how are you not figuring out what Jesus meant by this
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fellow vegans this is your call to stop being excessively nice and conciliatory towards carnists
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You are completely and so utterly wrong, just a quick search of ATC final moments so many of the male final moments have been yelling out profanities before they crash “shit fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, AAAA” *crash* its normal and you’re sick for making this into a gender war
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She was falling 27,000 feet in a minute in an iced-up jet. In about 35 seconds she declared a mayday, gave her tail number, descent rate, overspeed and a 60-degree bank. That's the job. Then she died with eight other people, and you're grading her tone. Fuck you.
A pilot should not:
🔘become hysterical
🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible
🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!"
🔘scream like a little girl
🔘hyperventilate
🔘scream like a little girl again
A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Having a front row seat to your own demise is an emotionally distressing experience and pilots have been known to scream in such situations.
Western Airlines Flight 2605 being one such example.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLE_n…
