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Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.

Joined September 2023
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This might be the funniest post ever on Twitter
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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Rightoids are always saying stuff like “you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” or “you have no idea what s coming to you” but every time it’s just a new cartoon they’re gonna post
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It took them less than 2 days to incorporate cuckoldry into this new Anakin thing they’re doing.
"I was drunk, Anakin, it didn't count"
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POV: Spreading the age of consent at DeltaruneCon 2026
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he was smart asf he knew msi was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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in shop class in 7th grade, i made a magazine rack that i still own in my 40s because it was so perfectly created. i got a B in the class. the teacher was heard saying he didn't give As to girls because they shouldn't take shop
As it’s Anti-Misogyny Month, I thought I’d share this short educational video that explains why gender pay gaps exist
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We should artificially inseminate cows, keep them in captivity, and increase their chances of developing these problems, all because we want to maximize meat and milk production. But we’re compassionate. We’re doing all of this to save the cow so that we can kill the cow?
these are done to prevent the cow from severe bloating and Dying a Really painful death its not some sick torture device 😭
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The devices shown are permanent rumen cannulas used primarily for digestion research and transferring microbes to treat sick cows, not to prevent bloating in those animals. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulate… snopes.com/fact-check/fis…
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I am genuinely confused as to what material rewards these people think anime fanfiction should net
This ao3 discourse is really highlighting to me that a lot of people genuinely believe “you will create and get nothing and be happy” is a sustainable model for fanfiction.
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my autism moodboard
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i swear to god i saw a post (probably from this same account) that was like "woaw,,, the bees arent building their hive in a portrait of jesus... god truly does exist" and now the bees build in a statue of jesus and its also proof god exists
Beekeeper found bees building a beehive inside a statue of Jesus Christ ✝️
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People be eating ass and sucking on toes but draw the line on tomatoes
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Another autonomous vehicle spotted in Bulgaria. The future is ours and nobody's ready for us. 💀🇧🇬
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THEY'RE SOYFACING OVER FUCKING FUNKO POPS NOW YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP ANYMORE
Custom time! Female Draco Malfoy Funko POPs!? Yay or nay.. check out these sweet concepts below ~ Created by @medichistes ~ #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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Bro the disciples were straight morons how are you not figuring out what Jesus meant by this
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fellow vegans this is your call to stop being excessively nice and conciliatory towards carnists
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You are completely and so utterly wrong, just a quick search of ATC final moments so many of the male final moments have been yelling out profanities before they crash “shit fuck, holy fuck, what the fuck, AAAA” *crash* its normal and you’re sick for making this into a gender war
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She was falling 27,000 feet in a minute in an iced-up jet. In about 35 seconds she declared a mayday, gave her tail number, descent rate, overspeed and a 60-degree bank. That's the job. Then she died with eight other people, and you're grading her tone. Fuck you.
A pilot should not: 🔘become hysterical 🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible 🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!" 🔘scream like a little girl 🔘hyperventilate 🔘scream like a little girl again A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
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"In a two-pilot cockpit, the person talking to air traffic control is typically NOT the person flying the aeroplane." instagram.com/reel/DfNtzvGTY… Nobody knows how they are going to behave in a very distressing & worsening situation, why be judgemental on a situation we all hope we are never in. lifeworksaz.com/counselors-blo…
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