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Slam

@returnofbeaf

Texas Football BMD / SWARM / Roast BEAF / 20-20 vision / King of Lists / Boat Captain

Joined November 2022
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Texas already the face of the SEC and ain’t even played a snap yet
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Quality sucks but here’s a leaked version of the standard #EACFB cover… LFG QUINN 🤘🤘
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit on this app, but this one takes the cake
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Cooking up a Guinness/coffee stew. Got the whole house smelling incredible
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Replying to @trinidaddychamp
I'll shit in a cup and eat it. That's how confident I am
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How did LSU score 31 in a half??? Is that allowed?
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8:07am and Pats already POPPED THE TOP!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can’t take this guy ANYWHERE
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Stop using the word canon. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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Has been using “bake” instead of “convection bake” for who knows how long! No wonder the biscuits were raw
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Thot Simmons brought the member out again after that sack
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Sark is allergic to QB sneak
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Dropped below 50 last night! Got a chicken pot pie on the menu for dinner #SoupSzn
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Kids constipated and apparently I have to shoot something up his ass?? Doctor said I couldn’t just give him a scoop of preworkout
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Hollld up
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Wingstop has announced new wing covered in Sour Patch Kids Redberry glaze and candy bitz Releasing October 27
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Halfway through the 3rd Mistborn book and there’s no stopping the SANDERLANCHE
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Somehow A&M fans are more upset with their head coach today than we are…..
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Florida state guy really should’ve eaten the dog poop
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OU Prep open.spotify.com/album/2pidz…
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Client said “we’re not a couple of Cornell guys grabbing each others dicks” today
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