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Slam

@returnofbeaf

Texas Football BMD / SWARM / Roast BEAF / 20-20 vision / King of Lists / Boat Captain

Joined November 2022
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Replying to @trinidaddychamp
I'll shit in a cup and eat it. That's how confident I am
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Sark is allergic to QB sneak
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Not worried
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Edis@EdisMoochySep 5
Hello I am tweeting this from a hot air balloon gone wrong. I am currently at 3000' above ground level headed SE at 14 knots. We are running low on oxygen and protein bars. Please retweet for awareness. @KTVB
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2 years ago today, a Florida State football fan promised to eat dog shit if FSU lost to Boston College. FSU lost, he didn't follow through on the bet and the Dog Shit Curse has doomed FSU to a 7-15 record since then. What a sport. 💩
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What if I told you there are college football games this month? Is that something you might be interested in?
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Relationship Between Roster Talent and Players Getting Drafted in College Football NIL Era 🏆 (2021-Present)
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And they say cinderella is dead. How can you not love the scrappy small-budget underdogs from Austin?
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Couldn’t imagine this. Home team only unless parents are diehard
rae (@raewolff_) profile picturerae@raewolff_Mar 11
men who are fans of sports teams that are not based in the city you live in/have lived in: what made you choose your team?
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Replying to @Big_Yeti_42069 @returnofbeaf @LarryLongballs7 @PardonMyMeme
There’s only one good smash bros. The rest are cheap imitations
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Awake before the enemy
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Let me help you out Sark
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7️⃣ Giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!
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Truth.
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Okay it's college football time lets go .. share and repost Team You Hate: Oklahoma Team That's Overrated: Oklahoma Team That's Underrated: Texas Team that sucks: Oklahoma Team You Love: Texas Team You Secretly root For: Texas Favorite QB All Time: VY
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@NotaBurnerr00713 Aug 2025
Okay it's college football time lets go .. share and repost Team You Hate: Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Michigan Team That's Overrated: Oklahoma Team That's Underrated: Texas Tech and Georgia Tech Team that sucks: Ole Miss and Florida Team You Love: Texas baby Team You Secretly root For: Clemson Favorite QB All Time: Vince Young Favorite Current QB: Archibald Charles Manning Favorite all time player: Vince Young or Bijan Robinson
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If Texas beats Ohio State week 1 , I will eat a horse shit sandwich and will not reach for a glass of water for 5 minutes.
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It’s no coincidence that the man’s initials are CDC (Collecting Directors Cups). Happy Birthday @_delconte 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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