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Invite all your friends to a dinner party and tell them you've made the food from scratch yourself. Then, after they've enjoyed it and they're impressed, reveal that you ordered it from a local restaurant. Suddenly their opinion of your cooking ability will change. Ha, idiots!
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Michael Douglas on Conan referred to his father using "capital punishment" on him as a kid (presumably meaning "corporal punishment") and this was all I could think of
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unfortunately that trick where a movie trailer slows down a Top 40 song and makes it all melancholy works expertly on me - I'm dumb as shit, keep 'em coming
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i respect and like the twitter feature where you can turn off replies to people you dont follow. however, it should not apply to me. my reply is going to be great, and im normal.
cat cutting a promo
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Democrat campaign ads in 2026: Listen, I'm a registered Republican. I love America. I hate transgender. But I'm running as a Democrat this election to teach Trump and his cronies: They Not Like Us.
Republican campaign ads in 2026: They're at your door they're here to kill you
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Make sure you swing by the 7-Eleven for some pumpkin brûlée (?) served up by Tom Hanks (??) to support our troops (???).
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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What do you mean they released the monster I'm scared why would they do that
































