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legion, 29, he/they/it. Horror-loving hockey-goaltending spider-keeping freak. play Lobotomy Corporation

Joined May 2018
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why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better
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Kind of horrifying to watch letterkenny with xtine and parker and be able to understand what the hockey guys are saying
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richard@richard_normal31 May 2024
i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.
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ゴキブリア@eight_cockroachNov 10
多くの人間はゴキブリをしっかり観察することがないので、 ゴキブリアが｢ゴキブリ“なのに”カッコイイ｣のではなく｢ゴキブリ“だから”カッコイイ｣ということに気づいていない🪳🪳🪳
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I haven't been able to stop thinking about this. Wtf do you even do when this happens
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@spittinchicletsNov 7
GOAL OF THE YEAR ALERT DOWN IN THE AHL?! 😱
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If I was this goalie I would be so haunted. Like yeah you're supposed to reflect on a goal and how it happened so you can do better next time, and then forget about it. but what can you even reflect on here
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i guess the takeaway is sometimes some looney tunes shit is going to happen to you and there's nothing you can do. Practicing radical acceptance. One must imagine sisyphus/the goaltender happy
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I just remembered in last night's game the other goalie got a crazy save where the puck bounced off the crossbar and then into the neck of his jersey. the refs had to fish around in his pants to retrieve the puck
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in the locker room half my team was like BRO YOU GOTTA START TUCKING IN THE BACK OF YOUR JERSEY JUST IN CASE
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleNov 9
the size difference between per and the opposing goalies is consistently really funny to me. i’m sad I didn’t take a picture fast enough to get one where they were perfectly lined up and the difference was more obvious but it’s still like Hmmm.
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it was so fucking hot in the rink today i was dying. At one point I took my blocker off to grab the post to cool down and it WASNT EVEN COLD!!!!!!! THE ICE CUBES IN MY WATER BOTTLE WERE MELTING 😭😭😭
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tied our hockey game tonight 6-6 against one of the evil teams lmao
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pretty decent game there were a couple goals that were my error and then a couple of just bad fuckin bounces. One I caught in my glove and then it bounced out into the net
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We did a single overtime before deciding the tie and im just glad that they didn't decide to go to a shootout. I would for sure have died. My legs were gassed within the first 5 mins of 2nd period 😭😭😭
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pretty masc for a female clown@spidercycleNov 7
this thing looks so much like havelock to us
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김닥갈@dead_assistantNov 6
이 녀석 8kg입니다. 몸에서 발냄새가 납니다. 씻기면 몸에서 젖은 걸레냄새가 납니다. 평소 방귀를 붕붕 뀝니다. 건강에는 문제가 없습니다. 의사 왈 “원래 냄새나는 고양이” 나 “으앙”
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miso❀@miso__soNov 6
Reminder that as it’s starting to get darker earlier, you gotta remember to update ​your ’’dont think about your life after 9pm’’ to like 4-5pm Take care and stay hydrated
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feesh ☀️@misophrioidaNov 6
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@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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harp@haaarpbNov 6
forgot to turn off the flash
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when im watching a televised hockey game and they show like 5 instant replays of the goalie getting scored on i unironically feel like oh.....oh thats....thats gore of my comfort character
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we watched some of the sharks vs wilds game at the bar tonight. the first period lasted the entire time we were there
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and quinn hughes looked fuckin rough man. has this guy slept in the past month ?
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