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多くの人間はゴキブリをしっかり観察することがないので、 ゴキブリアが「ゴキブリ“なのに”カッコイイ」のではなく「ゴキブリ“だから”カッコイイ」ということに気づいていない🪳🪳🪳
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the size difference between per and the opposing goalies is consistently really funny to me. i’m sad I didn’t take a picture fast enough to get one where they were perfectly lined up and the difference was more obvious but it’s still like Hmmm.
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this thing looks so much like havelock to us
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이 녀석 8kg입니다. 몸에서 발냄새가 납니다. 씻기면 몸에서 젖은 걸레냄새가 납니다. 평소 방귀를 붕붕 뀝니다. 건강에는 문제가 없습니다. 의사 왈 “원래 냄새나는 고양이” 나 “으앙”
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Reminder that as it’s starting to get darker earlier, you gotta remember to update ​your ’’dont think about your life after 9pm’’ to like 4-5pm Take care and stay hydrated
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It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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forgot to turn off the flash
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Just overheard red winged blackbirds in my fiancés video game
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some view the need for prosecutions of the trump rogues gallery as “revenge”, and don’t get me wrong i love some righteous revenge, but it’s a 100% necessary and practical step to take if you want any semblance of pretending you live in a society with a functioning government.
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gossip from sources in R senate campaigns, lots of blame but one theme emerging: the Million Charlie Kirks were a catastrophe. half of them hatched "unsouled" and slid sideways into hell before they could vote; the rest were "webs of blood and tooth" who largely went third-party
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“a lost art” i know no fewer than 5 transsexuals who will leap at the chance to do this for you, myself included
The art of shoe shining - a lost art
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If now isn't the time to push left on Palestine, there will never be a time for it. Statements like this should be the tepid baseline going forward. Demand more from your politicians, in words AND action AND policy. Politicians aren't our friends. Demand more. Expect more.
🔵 “They try to call you hateful if you believe that Palestinian kids should get to grow up in the land of their forefathers without being murdered by our tax dollars.” — Democrat Abdul El-Sayed
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Zohran Mamdani: “It’s not enough for us as Democrats to win power. We have to use that power to deliver change that Americans can feel in their wallets. When you look at these campaigns, if we want to speak about James Talarico, he campaigned on a vision for universal childcare. If you want to talk about Keisha Lance Bottoms, she campaigned on a vision of cutting red tape to build housing. If you want to talk about Jocelyn Benson, she campaigned on a moratorium for data centers. What I’m excited to see now is a recognition that the work is only just starting and this has to be delivered for working people across the country”
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i know we’re all having fun and not to be the friend that’s too woke but all the jokes about enforcing blue hair and new pronouns etc are hitting a little off when like 4 states just passed bills that are gonna make life for trans kids even worse for no reason. and by big margins
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Breaking my silence
Straight guy who reads hockey romance books and is more appalled at the constant handshake lineups after regular season games than the on-page explicit gay sex
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I woke her up because she kept biting my feet and now she hates me
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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hockey twitter arguing over hometown remix jerseys how about you go to your designated polling center and remix the politics of your hometown
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