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Riley :)

@rileyboyname

pouring curry all over my tots

 NYC
Joined February 2016
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Lorne has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and give the show to druski
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My train just hit a dude and we all have to just wait now and act sad idk im not walking
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I have a tag and a crew and we’re all 37 and we love art in the same way dogs love piss
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Someone said my beard was part of my brand last nigh. Shut the fuck up yall
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Who gives a crap
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This is literally how it feels every day after 30
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Well that’s how the old saying goes, and then quoting a tweet from 2019
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It really does not matter which heart you make with your fingers.. as long as you match everyone else in the picture 🫰🫶
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sling us a dong u're the penis man
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Dylan@cutieswagusa04Oct 30
Walked by a couple (?) arguing and they were passing a vape back and forth despite it all which is really cute. Awww..
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RECESSION IS OVER!!!!
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that was the most sex i’ve ever seen at Basement
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How to Infiltrate a New Friend Group 1st impression: good 2nd impression: horrendous (alcohol) 3rd impression: criminal (violent felon) 4th impression: good again (stay good)
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If you try to “let me go” on a phone call I will crawl inside your throat and start yelling
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Help me step dad I’m stuck in my in unit washing machine, Btw I also have a dishwasher in the kitchen
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerOct 25
more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work
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Forgot to order my food as pickup not delivery so I’m just gonna get a ride with Mamadou and try to help where I can.
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I got a leather couch so now I just need a Cuban link and enough drugs to sterilize a horse
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Isobel Fox@foxxobelOct 20
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@PolymarketOct 19
JUST IN: New York City to deploy a "rat-killing machine" in its ongoing war against the city's rodent population.
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Could try out a gofundme just to keep being me
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