Help me step dad I’m stuck in my in unit washing machine, Btw I also have a dishwasher in the kitchen
2 minutes in the streets of Paris and I’ve already just asked a woman if I may borrow her whip instead of use her lighter..
trilingual
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Breaking no contact to see if they’ll help my coed slow pitch softball team avoid DQ
When Young Thug said “like Shaq’s feet yeah I’ve bengay but I hope my career take me along way… she like how the hell you fit 50 thousand in them skinnies” I understood why people still read the Odyssey
After spending some time in Bosnia, including 24 cherished hours in the mountains drinking various plastic bottle moonshines at the home of a man named Dragon, I will gladly support them against Canada and the world. This is my squad. 🇧🇦 #andherzegovina
Tried to do a tough guy pose for my Dominican Softball team picture and just ended up looking like a racist
Slumping so bad in MLB the Show I’m imagining the cyber threats my video game wife must be getting on IG
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ABS has turned baseball into the true sport of our time. Human experts trying to prove their continued worth in the face of a soulless machine that can humiliate them at any moment
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The age-old struggle of "I just have to lock in" (this time, John Adams) – at Manhattan, NY
Called Sandro Mamukelashvili a bum on ig and someone replied “how many 2020-2021 Big East Player of the Year trophies do you have?” So I guess you got me there
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Me and my friends would’ve killed Jesse Eisenberg with hammers I can tell you that much
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