@roliepoly

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 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
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SQL Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼🎄
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spooky blooms 👻
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husband is making me watch Stargate for the first time first time ever 🛸
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ok it wasn’t bad, I liked the derpy Mastadge creatures!
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ugh new Gmail app update is ugly
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work-from-office views yesterday ☁️
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the amount of times I’ve watched this is astronomical 🥹 I love him so much
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@Rainmaker1973Oct 20
A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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oh yeah? I’d like to see AI do an enterprise user migration successfully in one fell swoop 🦅
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11 (!) years ago today, I signed a job offer that moved me from Boston to LA 🥲
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probably the best diet coke I’ve ever had
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getting a new pair of glasses with ~ amethyst ~ transition lenses in a few weeks 🎉
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I think Ruth’s Chris Tanner Steakhouse has a nice ring to it
Daniel Galef@DanielGalefOct 12
Someone else should buy Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Just keep adding names.
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🖋️🖤 @LAMY
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don’t watch Below on Netflix unless you want to waste a few hours that culminate in a cry about Josh Hartnett attempting to save a cephalopod’s baby iceberg nest 🥲
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the SHMOOPI betrayal!
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just started a rewatch of Mindhunter and I’m already mad they only did 2 seasons 😠
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why did google change the default star color to blue
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that’s nearly 2 years dye-free ✌🏼
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it’s incredible to me that downloading csv files and globbing them together into a pretty Google Sheet is still the preferred way to share data for so many people
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the most important step
vale@mandellivaleriaSep 29
e como último passo do meu skincare dormirei no travesseiro que meu gato amassa pãozinho com a mesma pata que entra na caixa de areia
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when my mom was my age, she had a 15 year old and 4 year old and that seems actually insane to me
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