Mike Hilton

I have no problem with people saying they "read" A book, when they mean listened. I don't think it counts as reading when they put a number to it. "I read 50 books this summer." No, you listened. You don't hear me bragging about the amount of podcasts I listened to. @Baconsale

I had a sudden desire to listen to some Enigma. Not sure why. @Baconsale @Kenny3DD

"Crabatouille" might be the greatest joke spoken on @Baconsale but went completely unnoticed. I see you, @Kenny3DD ... I see you.

Can't believe Back to the Future lost to Mary Poppins. @Baconsale @786Joel @Kenny3DD @TumblingMustard

Sorry, @786Joel but I'm going to the other party. Seems like everyone at your party is assigned a job for the night. @Baconsale @Kenny3DD

How could you, @786Joel ? #BeastieBoys @Baconsale

Still own and regularly use my iPod (just in my car though because it has to be plugged in to work). @Baconsale #ImAnOld

Nothing to do with today's episode, but I've been dwelling on it for two weeks. All mustards are good mustards. And wasabi is delicious with sushi but I just mix it in with the soy sauce. @Baconsale #FeelsGoodToGetItOffMyChest

On a different note, @Kenny3DD we have recently had to let someone go and there is now an open position for next year's Hilton Day. We will reconsider your application.

Middle Namers unite! #StormTheBaconCave @Baconsale

I've only been to the Buffet at Wynn & The Wicked Spoon. We prefer the Wicked Spoon. We go towards the end of breakfast so we can get breakfast & lunch foods for breakfast prices. I'd be happy to be the local guide for a @baconsale Vegas trip. @Kenny3DD @786Joel @TumblingMustard

Dear @Kenny3DD , Earlier this month we reopened your application to attend Hilton Day. Unfortunately, it was brought to our attention that you are an airplane anti-recliner. Due to this we are unable to accept your request at this time. We look forward to your future submissions.

Dear Las Vegas Local TV Stations, No one cares about the Las Vegas Countdown show. Let us be slightly bored with Ryan Seacrest and the other New York shows along with the rest of the country. -Me

I don't expect Twitter to go anywhere, but if it did I imagine it being like the end of The Truman Show

Let's go cougars!! #BYUFootball Section 101 Row 9 Seats 3-4

Good to be back. #GoCougs #BYUFootball

Do you notice anything wrong with this picture, @Fritolay ?..... That's right. Regular in a Chili Cheese bag. What kind of crazy person eats regular Fritos? Luckily my Mtn Dew was the correct flavor or my day might have been ruined.

As a fellow DEW-er, have you tried this one yet @Kenny3DD?

Salsa Verde Doritos are the king of chips. Nacho flavored Doritos are garbage. Potato chips finally reached perfection when they became kettle cooked. #NachoFlavorIsBatmanAndRobin @Baconsale @786Joel @Kenny3DD @TumblingMustard

2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020 @Baconsale mentioned Betty White in their beginning of the year prediction episodes. 2021 there was no mention of her. #JustSayin @786Joel @Kenny3DD @TumblingMustard @JacobARogers